AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Are you seriously waiting for people to make an entire page of commentary before you update?

No, It's just that I didn't want this update to be bottom paged.

Well, skeletons are out of the question. MUST. FIND. PLOT.

No flying wooden signs, but color changes work, too, I guess.

Cool story, bro

Christmas was YESTERDAY but thanks!

I tink I taw a twitty bird.

Bye-bye, birdie.



lol innuendos

HOW U DO THAT NURSE? I can't keep the bastard in that daisies ball!

Snorlax...wait. Is this Krabby old man part of...PLOT?

Well, the old man Snorlax wouldn't let me pass. So, I went to the mart.
Also, no...I came from my dad

Being a delivery boy isn't much of a plot.

Yes, I do.

Great, more errands. Where have I seen this before?

Aw, hell.

Good for you. Plot please?
Yadda yadda.....what?

I heard "tech".

Coming this fall to FOX! ASH and EVIL! The Quest for PLOT!

It's....the...26th!

" am going to get a map from my sister and I tell her to be a bitch and not give you one"

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE.....That woulda been better earlier.

Yes.....let me be your "delivery boy"

I thought she'd be angry with that perverted comment.

Well, fuck. She threw me out with a map. I guess she WAS angry.

Maybe I should work out mor----wait a minute this is a Pokemon Gym. PLOT

Yessssssssssssssssssssssss.

I already knoooooooow.

Shopping isn't just for stereotypes of females.

I hear there's a Rock-Type leader for Pewter City. I hear he also like a certain recently discovered Grass-line.

This will help with Rocky...when it actually learns a fighting move.


(Here come the Edward Cullen jokes towards me)

I hear he has something to do with the Awkward Zombie forums, just like all the other Lead----WAIT! I FOUND PLOT!!

CAMPING!

Awesome.

Looking for nicknames for Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Charmander....

Also Snorlax.

My team will be BOOM STICK, those four.....and maybe Lapras. So, Lapras nickname please?

SHELSHOCKR, BLADES, SPYRO, GOLIATH, and GIDGET, respectively.

Or you could just name them all after Evil Dead characters.

Heck, you could even Name them GIVE, ME, SOME, SUGAR, and BABY.

Make sure to say that to all the female Gym Leaders while you're at it.

Oh hohoho~
Now this is a poke LP I can get behind.

I don't get the Gidget name, honestly? Should I?

I don't get the Gidget one either.

I looked it up. Apparently, it's the name of a beach girl in a movie of the same name.

I get it.

All these coincidences, jeez. I started a new file on my Yellow a few days back. Though I decided to dump Pikachu out of my team after beating Misty (I'm not willing to grind it to 10 levels higher than everything else in order to make it useful) and decided not to use the starters given to you 'cause I've done it before and repetition is boring. Swapped around my team as I progressed (surprisingly, now that I wasn't grinding a ton the wild pokemon were always around the same level as my team so it was easy changing members) and now I'm up to Victory Road with Dugtrio, Dodrio, Mew (heeheehee), Poliwhirl and Gloom all at around lv43. Still need to fill the last slot with something cool, maybe I'll go back to Safari Zone and train a little or maybe something will turn up in Victory Road.

All that aside, liking this so far. I can't think of good nicknames right now since I spent all my originality on my own 'mons (I name every single one I capture) but maybe I'll come up with something worthy later.

Well, shit. Guys, somehow my save state AND save game data got erased.

I dunno what I'm gonna do now.

Same thing happened to my Yellow Version.

Start a new game, save, and turn it off. If you turn it back on and the save file is deleted again, it's broken.

Well that sucks. You weren't that far into the game yet so I guess you still could restart and just offscreen play up to the point where you are right now. And maybe make a joke about that you had a strange feeling of deja vu or something.

Uh...what?

My save state data just came back.

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