AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Colette just for the sake of being different

Crystal for sure

My name is Crystal, I think.
It's an odd name. Like calling yourself Ruby or Sapphire or something silly.


I guess so.







TO THE CRYSTALMOBILE!


ASDGLKJAHFSKGLS I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SET IT TO WUMBO


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Urgh... Crazy dream. That is what I get for sleeping on the floor.


HOH

LEE

SHIT


books..."
It's like I'm a LITTLE KID or something.
I should go downstairs and get breakfast.
And maybe some Tylenol for my aching back.

Hey! Company!

Who are you.


Nope. But I think you'll tell me.





YAY FOR HER
I need some ORANGE JUICE



MOOOOOOM! WE'RE OUT OF ORANGE JUICE! What do we DO?



Does he have orange juice?






WOOP!
But my orange dilemma.
Help me, female parental unit.




Still not heeeeelpiiiiing.


Sheesh, Mom. Hungover?


Yes.
Go get some sleep.


Your alcohol tolerance must be, like, zero.





Okay, mom.



I am not a kid.
I know how to pour orange juice.
Phones aren't rocket science.



Yes, mother. Or... Did YOU forget and you are trying to hide it by pretending to quiz me?




Yes it is.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLM


I wish I had my Sharpie.
"NEW BARK TOWN
is totally better than wussy Pallet Town"


WHY ARE STRANGE PEOPLE TALKING TO MEEEEEEE



Did he discover an orange juice Pokemon?

Where does Elm even LIVE?
I know his LAB is by my house, but do most people keep orange juice in their labs?
Unless they are trying to make SUPER JUICE.
Which would be awesome.

I shall try housebreaking on my quest for ELM!




I guess Elm is your husband?
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You don't even have a fridge. What is wrong with you?

Sliiiiiiiiide to the right!
Sliiiiiiiiide to the lab!
Take it back now y-
GASP

THERE IS A GINGER SPYING ON THE SIDE OF ELM'S LAB
FIEND


Quiet fiend.
I like quiet fie-


He PUNCHED me!
If you ever get in trouble with the police, I am SO helping them find you.
But for now, I guess I should talk to Elm about you, you JERK.


Eeeeeelllllm! There's a meanie outside your lab!


What was on that window you just closed down just now.


Was that a picture of my mother.


Don't change the subject.




Here's me.
Letting you change the subject you creep.






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So...?



Hmm...
Maybe it can help me get orange juice.
Sure, I'll help with your whatever-it-was-you-said-you-needed-help-with.


Don't mention it. That orange juice is so mine.










Enlarge your penis. Just click h-





I bet he got made fun of in highschool.








HAMMERTI- Oh wait, wrong word.


Evidently a lot, since you are a PROFESSOR.








Now...

This will be my orange-juice collecting minion from now on.

It needs to be fierce.

































I want THIS one!




Alright, guys. Pick a starter. I think I have something like 3 or 4 votes for Totodile already, but maybe you can get something else picked if all of you are in love with Cyndaquil or Chikorita or something.

Chickorita.

Totodile Totodile Totodile Totodile Totodile

If you don't pick Totodile, I will hate you forever.

If you pick Chickorita, then I wish to be your rival.

Totodile~

Alright, so Totodile it is. Now I need NAMES for Totodile. 10-character limit.

If it's female, I call for 'Maka'

if it's male, how about Steve? (cause you know, Steve Irwin, Crocodile hunter...ololol~)

Alright, male Totodile.
Names so far:
Steve, Killy, Gawain, Maimy, Byron, Toothless, Beefu, Mizu, Hector, Viktor, Jake, Pooky, Snuggles, Nipper, Tiddles, Flopsie, Chompy, Lemoncakes, Smashy, Pouncer, Killdozer, and Dundee.
I think, since I have nothing better to do tomorrow while I am sitting here NOT studying for finals (since I am done with them eeeee), I'll probably write them all down and throw them in a hat or something, then pick one out.

So you guys have until then to suggest names. All serious suggestions will be added. Names like 'beat' and 'combo' that make no sense will not be added.

daisies, it wanted the Chikorita starter! Everyone always picks Totodile.

I vote chic-aw man.

uhm... Name it Steve. You never can go wrong with Steve.

Yes you can

Steve Buscemi is proof of this.