AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The feedback for the second episode's been great, by the way.

I never got around to commenting, but I've never played this game and I hear it's the best Mario RPG so I'm excited to watch. Doing a good job of it so far.

Hammer Bros. always come in pairs, man. Hence the "Bros."

Nostalgia rush.








Also, this. This so hard.

Oh Toad.

Can't wait until you run into all the weird-looking awkward enemies that Square put into this game.

You've been doing good so far. I would recomend you try to relax a bit. But then again, boring starting point, little humor there. At all.

Oh, this looks like a really nice town! I'm sure the locals are nice and friendly.




Oh man, seriously?




I retract my previous statement regarding the kindness of this town's inhabitants.




...
Just how regular of an occurence is this, again?

Maybe we should consider putting her on a leash.




We meet with the Chancellor.




No, it was that other villain who's constantly kidnapping the princess.

Jesus Christ you Toads are thick.




...

I hate you.




I do some seriously weird pantomime expalaining the situation.




Just as I was leaving, too!




Mario sums up my feelings pretty precisely.




No, Chancellor, I do not need to have equipping explained to me.

God.




OH WHAT NOW.




FFFFFFF-

Oh wait, he tells me that I'm free to take everything in the cellar.
Sweet!




Now that's what I like to hear!




I swear, Chancellor-




Oh, it turns out that it wasn't about me.
Apparently that purple crocodile has stolen something from that walking cloud.

Yup, makes enough sense to me.




OH MY.
A COIN.

BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST GET ONE OF THOSE FROM HITTING MY HEAD AGAINST A BLOCK.




...His crying makes it rain.

HE IS A RAIN GOD.




Are they're memories all this terrible, or are they just messing with me?




Well put, Mario.




Toad tells me to show off my skills.




JUMP!




No one does, once I decide to jump.




W-

What.




I suppose I'll have to help you if I want this plot to advance.




Even thae game is lampshading his utter not-froggieness.



MORE ADVENTURES NEXT EPISODE
Because Doctor Who is on now.

Mallow is best character.

Fixed for ya.

And great update. I like your humor style.

If you think about it, nothing much in Mario makes sense.
And you don't even have to think too hard.




That cloud thing is so Cloud N. Candy.



But with arms.

Mallow is the Tarzan of Planet Mario.

Growing up with frogs like they're his family and all.

Just read through eps 2 and 3. I laughed at the Goomba going to die of laughter.

Oh God I saw it as "Lets-a play" again.

Im not trying to make him change it. Im just saying that I read it that way. Thats all.