Continuing on...
I’m spamming voice commands and running to an objective. DÉJÀ VU! I doubt that soldiers alive, though –but I’ll be daisies pop flyin' if he is!
A wild demoman has appeared!
>Fight
>Items
>Teammates
>Run
Go! Demoman! (oh look its mr. black Scottish halo)
RED Demo used grenade launcher!
BLU Demo used grenade launcher!
Trainer heavy used minigun!
A wild soldier has appeared!
Wild demoman used Eyelander!
Wild Soldier used rocket launcher!
But it missed!
Go scout!
Scout used scattergun!
Trainer heavy used minigun!
Soldier used rocket launcher!
Critical Hit!
Trainer heavy whited out…
Little jerk didn’t even lose any health. daisies, I was so close to winning, too! Well what does that make the kill-death ratio now, 3-2 or something, right? How should I know, I’m the one writing it. It’s not like I ever pay any attention to what I do.
Welcome back to another exciting episode of “Fooflyer at the Respawn Room”! Today we have special guest star scout!
I go to C; you also get to see my wacky voice commands, WHOA NELLY
C’s empty, I don’t know if that’s good or bad. Look at the timer! 1:39! Wahoo! We’ve almost got this cat in the bag, so to speak. Yeah, I'm not writing all that much...
I drop down into the entrance and notice an engineer working on something OBVIOUSLY NEFORIOUS! I yell no protest, but he continues his work, ignoring me completely. This, I cannot allow.
WHERE IS YOUR SENTRY NOW
HUH
WHERE IS IT
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
IT MUST BE BECAUSE OF ALL THAT SOUND MY MINIGUN MAKES
YOU KNOW
THE ONE THAT’S KILLING YOU
YEAH, THAT ONE
It looks like he was making a teleporter, probably something that would secure them victory for them if I had not halted him now. Obviously, I am a hero to my team, perhaps even a god.
Only now do I notice that E has exactly 3 people (or one person and a scout) capturing it. That’s not good at all.
THAT FUCKING PYRO
If you have never played TF2 before, then I’ll let you in on something. Those little things at the top right hand of the screen show who has been killed by who and what. If there’s a little red glow behind the what, that means it was a crit. I just scored lucky crits on three people. THREE PEOPLE
I AM CREDIT TO TEAM
With the blue offensive (mostly) crushed, we feel it is time to press the attack. Pressing onwards to victory has its pros and cons, most namely that while we’re out fighting the good fight in the front lines, there’s no one (or hardly anyone) defending the cap. This is most disastrous in cp_steel, seeing as though the map is bigger than a FAWKIN HOOJ ECKSBAWKS and we have no direct way to get there from the respawn room.
Also, I encounter THAT FUCKING PYRO again and win, again. I am now dominating him. I now feel that I should have tight leather and a whip.
AND I NEVER TAKE MY FINGER OFF OF THE TRIGGER
NEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This concludes part 2 of the first match.