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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:36 pm 
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So do I. :colbert:

You can still have a good game with faults. Even though the first one was good, the second was a drastic improvement in gameplay.

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Star Wars Battlefront II

"At least it's not as bad as the first one."


and then you get grenaded and throw your controller angrily.

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"Try as much as you want. Drawing penises does nothing."

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Majora's Mask

Only three days to save termina, but take your time.



not very good, but I'm not good at these things in general.


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Xabyrn wrote:
Okami

"Try as much as you want. Drawing penises does nothing."


FALSE

I have successfully made dong-shaped flower formations


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Pretend the game is something better than just quicktime events.
FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! I WILL RIP YOUR BRAIN OUT MYSELF!

Thats my ten word review of his post.

And am I the only guy who didn't find the Meat Circus level from Psychonauts that hard?

Anyway,
Metal Gear Solid 2
Snake is out, play with this loser. Also, THE PATRIOTS!!!!

Bioshock
To kill the helpless little girls, or not? Decisions, Decisions.

Metroid Prime
Jump, chargeshot, bomb the cracked wall, scan everything. Rinse, repeat.


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Zelda is the Twilight princess but not really how very wacky.

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Call Of Duty 4: These are commies kill them with your guns and stuff.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
Indigo_Dingo wrote:
Plasma wrote:
God Of War
Pretend the game is something better than just quicktime events.
FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! I WILL RIP YOUR BRAIN OUT MYSELF!

Thats my ten word review of his post.

<later>

Metal Gear Solid 2
Snake is out, play with this loser. Also, THE PATRIOTS!!!!

Metroid Prime
Jump, chargeshot, bomb the cracked wall, scan everything. Rinse, repeat.

See, you make it so hard for me to take you seriously.
That came out wrong. It was more just a personal backlash against the guy who claimed Metroid Prime was gamings Citizen Kane. Given more than a few words, I will say that the combat itself tends to air in a balance between reptitive and, when enemies respawn in high traffic areas, annoying. The boss battles are well done and relatively clever, and the 2D puzzles are challenging and enjoyable. The jumping challenges are very rarely actually challenging, except when they demand precision that shouldn't be required in an FPS.

Okay, condense that down to 10 words.

As for Metal Gear Solid 2, I stand by it.


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Street Fighter IV

"Wait for other guy to pick character, pick Ken regardless."

For the record, I don't play as Ryu or Ken. Too cliche. :colbert:


Advance Wars

"Daww, look at the cute widdle soldiers murdering each other."

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Klonoa

Saccharine, fun game
English Klonoa's awful
What? Over? right now?

Time Hollow

Obscure for reason
Visual novel that's bad
Doesn't having sense

Phantasmagoria of Flower View

Why are we fighting?
OMG wonderful songs
Doll is frightening
There were some stretches, but those all also count as haiku, don't they? Just how many syllables does saccharine have? And does OMG count as one word?


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