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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:06 pm 
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Except Super Mario Galaxy.

Luigi's Purple Coins.


THE HORROR!

Mario Galaxy: the purple coin stage on the level where you meet luigi(I think) -

I had to have my brother deflect rockets for me so i could finally pass it! I don't know how people manage it on 1 player mode!

Kingdom hearts 1-

the optional fights really got me mad. (Sephiroth, the 4 arm cobra, and that ghost that automaticaly killed you if you didn't use stop)

Little Big Planet-

The bunker stage.

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The Vine/Wall jumping controls in I Wanna Be The Guy. They rustled me off to no end.

I'm not counting the rest of the game because it is supposed to be ridiculously difficult. The Wall/Vine jumping controls, however, I'm assuming weren't supposed to suck.


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The Vine/Wall jumping controls in I Wanna Be The Guy. They rustled me off to no end.


This.

I quit playing it after I realized I wouldn't master that control and kept failing in the first area which used it.

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I've been saying how much I like Professor Layton and the Curious Village, but a few of the puzzles in the game are absolute bullshit. I expect a lot of the puzzles from Wi-Fi to be the worst of the worst.

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Trying to get out of my house in fable 2 only to discover some of the people that had fallen in love with me had followed me inside and where now blocking the way down the stairs.

When I tried to squeeze past, I got stuck between them and the wall and couldn't do anything but spin my character in circles.

I tried scaring them off (usually they ran away if I roared at them) and using magic and /nothing worked/, so I killed them.

But yeah, that just really rustled me off.

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I hated the bullshit final boss/ending to Fable 2. The story was finally interesting, the villain became uber, and then at the final fight of epic proportions [spoiler]you pull your weapon out and the boss dies. Oh and everyone hates you for no matter what decision you make.[/spoiler]

Bullshit.


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Saints Row 2 glitches.

Medieval 2: Total War's massive compelxity

Evil Genius' impossible profit system

Sims 3's glitches

Soulstorm's unbalance.

Team Fortress 2's "It doesn't matter how good YOU'RE doing, if your team sucks, you suck."

Left 4 Dead's "Campaign is too easy and Versus is just plain a kick in the crotch."


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Ninja Gaiden 2, for one.
there's this one boss, who is the most simplistic asshole to kill, you shoot him with a couple of arrows and he's down, and then LATER in the game you fight him (sub-boss) and he half-kills you by BREATHING ON YOU.

Also, you're a ninja with shurikens and a bow and arrow, fighting against people with rapid-fire rocket launchers, and you have access to SEVERAL GUNS AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING AT ALL.

other stuff too, glitches in other games....though i can't think of many at the moment :x

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I remember Grand Chase, i was trying to unlock Ronan when he first came out (BEFORE that level had the annoying booty jumping puzzle) and eveytime i died against the boss it was just cause i was lagging, rustled me off royally.
Then they made that china whatever level have a jumping puzzle, then i was like FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Also Resident Evil 4 and EVERY enemy, especially the boss with the most vertabrae ever

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I've been saying how much I like Professor Layton and the Curious Village, but a few of the puzzles in the game are absolute bullshit. I expect a lot of the puzzles from Wi-Fi to be the worst of the worst.


By bullshit you mean that some puzzles are incredibly easy or that they are insanely hard?

I also shall add that while in some hard puzzles the hints almost give the answer right away, in others some hints don't say anything at all. Makes me double think before using a hint coin.

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CS:S makes me burn up with rage.


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I take back what I said about the wall-jump/ladder/vine controls in IWBTG. I played through some more parts with them, and they actually work pretty well when you get used to them. I feel they could be better, though.


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spongedav wrote:
Plasma wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Except Super Mario Galaxy.

Luigi's Purple Coins.


THE HORROR!


Kingdom hearts 1-

the optional fights really got me mad. (Sephiroth, the 4 arm cobra, and that ghost that automaticaly killed you if you didn't use stop)


Page get.
i used to have fun watching my friend play KH. It took months for her to be able to beat Sephiroth in the first game.

Then she was at the area he was at and i said she should go looking for him. Conversation went like this:

"Dude! You should go find Spehiroth. He's cool. And fun."
"But then i'll have to fight him!"
"Yeah, but you beat him in the last game! You can do it again, i'm sure! Besides,y ou're really strong this time!"
"Yeah, you're right!"
Sephiroth was found.

He swung that long-booty sword like, once, and 20 feet away Sora died.


AUGH.

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Hold on a second...

Klow wrote:
Have you ever got rustled off on a video game?
What the hell is this? Honestly, what the hell?


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I've been saying how much I like Professor Layton and the Curious Village, but a few of the puzzles in the game are absolute bullshit. I expect a lot of the puzzles from Wi-Fi to be the worst of the worst.


By bullshit you mean that some puzzles are incredibly easy or that they are insanely hard?

I also shall add that while in some hard puzzles the hints almost give the answer right away, in others some hints don't say anything at all. Makes me double think before using a hint coin.
By bullshit I mean very poorly worded.

If you ever plan on playing Professor Layton and the Curious Village, please don't click on any of these links, because they include puzzle solutions. Well, the puzzles I've linked all suck, so maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you looked. After all, I had to look at the answer for Puzzle 67, because Puzzle 67 just suuuuuucks.



Puzzle number 52 (Find a Star) isn't necessarily poorly worded, per se, but it kept rejecting my answer because I drew the star five-line-style instead of just the outline. :/ Don't be such a bitch, puzzle. It's still a star.

Puzzle 53 (Fish Theif) has multiple combinations of ways that two people are telling the truth and one is lying. For example: A ate the fish, but B is lying when he says, "I saw A eat that fish right up!" Just because B didn't see A eat it doesn't mean A didn't eat it. :/

Puzzle 67 (The Chocolate Code) FFFFF THE CHOCOLATE CODE.

Puzzle 84 (Which Box to Move?) would be a lot easier if they just took the time to mention that you can label the boxes on any side, not just the top.

Number 87 (Ferris Wheel Riddle) is possibly the worst in the game. The problem states, "The Ferris wheel turns so that one car rotates through the exit platform every minute." The maker of this puzzle obviously didn't notice that this sentence can be interpreted two ways: One car rotates all the way around and goes through the exit platform every minute; or: A car (any car) goes through the exit platform every minute. This is the difference between the wheel completing one full rotation in 1 minute, and in 10 minutes. Turns out it was the latter. At first, I thought it was the former. FFFFFFFFFUUUUCKYOOOOOUUUU.

Puzzle 100 (Seven Squares) has many ways to solve it, following all of the rules, but you have to do it in a certain way. Basically, you can't know what to do without looking at a hint.




TL;DR: some puzzles just suck. I get the feeling they were just thrown into the game. The makers should have spent a little more time on them.

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Yeah, I'm playing it right now, I'll admit it was because of you.

I clicked in the first three links, since I already passed those puzzles. While I didn't have a problem with the Find a star, a little problem with the Fish thief, the Chocolate Code was completely bullshit, and it is a clear example of what I said that the hints doesn't really helped me. I didn't note that the chocolate by itself had a hint around, and the three hints didn't say a thing about it (hope I'm not spoiling it). I also hated those others that have the same base as the Fish thief, with someone lying and all of that.

But, as I think you are, I'm really enjoying the game. So hey, thanks.

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