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Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears. But, this is all new! A fresh idea! Something I hadn't thought of, until I did. It's sure to work, even though it might not.

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Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:
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Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...


NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?

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Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:
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Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...


NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?
I can't seem to find it anywhere, but apparently Edgeworth aslo says "What the deuce?!"


Also, Gumshoe after Maya says 'pal':
"Hey! That's MY endearing character trait, pal!"

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Trygve wrote:
Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:
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Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...


NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?


I always thought that gumshoe was a slang term for detectives.


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I find a lot of the stuff the judge says in Ace Attorney really funny.
"A breach? In here? Baliff! Get my stead! We must retreat at once!"


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Kreese: No means yes, and yes means anal!


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Kreese: Tru dat, also she sends swarms of bats to do the work for her, and those fuckers can really bite
Howard: Awesome rack on her though
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Howard: Well its a use of irony, you know, when one word is used to describe something, but it actually means the opposite, usually for a comedic effect
Kreese:..........You got beat up alot at school didnt you?


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Hey, a colander. No wait... that's a CALENDER.


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It's a lamp. Shade looks familiar... Think I wore one like it as a hat once.


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Because He is Me! I'm Him! We're a bit of each other, really. I won't be here when He arrives, because I'll be Him.


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Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.


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You should be off like the wind, solving problems and doing good deeds! And if not good deeds, then deeds of a sort. Strongholds to save, and Daedra to rescue. That sort of thing. Now get going.

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