AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"What are you tryin' to do? Beat me?'

*facepalm*

I'll add stuff when it occurs to me.

(Just so this story makes sense to you, my name is Peter if you don't remember).

That reminds me of when I was playing a wrestling game one time with 3 friends. We were playing a cage match with 8 people. I went out, climbed to the top, and opened up the top hatch...

Then I jumped right in, landing on someone, and yelled "PETER SURPRISE!"

It was hilarious at the moment, trust me.

Probably when in ShinyGold the game cloned my only pokemon, Quilava, so I could participate in a double battle. people on Skype at that time will remember me doing this:

"WHAT THE HECK. IT JUST CLONED FORJAR. IT CLONED HIM. IN A DOUBLE BATTLE. CUZ I ONLY HAVE ONE POKEMON. IT CLONED HIM. FORJAR. CLONED." and it went on like for a while. |: I think I got the point across.

"We should show this to our grandma!"

"Oh, hey dad. This is [gory game]. Why is it paused? Um, I got a text."

"HOLY SHIT A GRENADE EXPLODED!"

"Please go easy on me"
At which point I beat the stuffing out of them.
>:^

"It isn't fair! You're GAY!"

"No, stop! Stop! We have an alliance! No! Stop it!!"

My friend playing SSBB free for all

I have said some dumb things to myself in some games
"Why is he wearing a SCOUTER?"(at Glen Elg in PW T&T case 3)

"This wont end well" (at a persion when cymberline is about to drop on them in FE:RD)

I made up some random song when I was playing Lego Star Wars a year or two ago. I made a custom character, but I didn't know how to name him, so the game stuck him with the name Black Bespin Bob. He had a gun. Woo.

I'd bust into rooms and sing "Black Bespin Bob (ooooOOOH) shoot first ask questions LATER"

Sometimes if I'm playing a video game and the same music plays over and over, I'll start making up lyrics. Normally they have to do with how terrible and painful the game is.

"But . . . Zalbag's fighting WITH you, man."

Said by a friend of mine while I was playing FFT and the victory condition read "Defeat Dycedarg's Elder Brother!". For some reason he thought Zalbag was the eldest.

I'd share more, but they've pretty much been said since they relate to SSBM and SSBB.

Evrey single thing my mother has said.
Don't make jokes if you're not funny and know nothing about what you're mocking.

I kept making up random lyrics to the annoying lobby elevator music in the trophy gallery in Brawl.

edit: get them thar contagious lemmings offa mah land or imma shoot all ya