AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Wow, assholes, thanks for asking the guy who owns the server if he wants to FUCKING JOIN IN on the key thing there.

it's not that big a deal man, calm down

I could argue that this is a suitable invitation, but I'd rather not argue tonight.

You seem to have lots of cheddar and items, just go buy a key.

Please guys!
This is a pop flyin' occasion!
D:

hey lets all drop this hoo ha before shit hits the fan yea?

im noticing that some items have lower drop rates out of the crates than others. ive only seen 1 byte beak from my unboxing whilst ive gotten about 6 soldered sensais

scout has eclipsed spy and pyro as my most played class

I also just got a strange guillotine

aw yeah

i need to name my demoman beanie

ugh it needs to be a snoop dogg pun



i also need the name tag to do it but that is a tertiary concern

Foun' dis dogg lion on the ground

I just dropped the All-father.

My Heavy is now a very, VERY pop flyin' Heavy.

BEWARE MY BUSHINESS!

Ohyeah, I need some dark brown paint if anyone has any.

add a cheater's lament to make jesus heavy

I sadly lack a Cheaters Lament, I simply wish to be old-booty australian heavy.

playing some TF2 last night, random gave me a 24/7 badwater server
got a domination about 20 minutes in after piss-sniping this scout a few times
blinked a bit at the name
checked the scoreboard
sure enough

so a friend of mine decides TODAYS THE DAY. hes going to unbox his first crate

he gets a festive tree with electrostatic.

tosses it to me to trade it off. sold it for color changing heavy duty rag with overclock (and a champ stamp to match as well with color changing) and a soldier stash with n/b

and thats the story of how i got another unusual for free(i got to keep the duty rag)

Please explain.