AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't want to be human because I don't want to waste it and get jumped/blasted by a boss

aarararara

Yeah, they're not hard. It's just annoying to move that slow.

Got to the butterfly. I didn't see it and it 1 shotted me with some kind of laser or something.

EDIT: Black Knight Sword +1 FTW. One stab took out almost 1/8th of its health.

Edit again: Ok, I'm pretty sure it was well over 1/8th, but not quite 1/4th.

FUCKING GARGOYLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So the Capra Demon is extremely annoying. I know what to do but, the dogs are too quick and create to much block stun for the Capra Demon to get a hit in. Did anyone here manage to defeat this bastard?

Got a key that opens the locked door at the bottom of the stairs that lead to the second boss. This huge guy comes at me with a gigantic club. I do almost no damage to him, and he one shots me. So I equip the Drake Sword. I figure if he wants to play that way, I can, too. I do almost no damage to him, and he one shots me.

I may have to come back later.

losing 4k souls

weeeeeeeeee

thats havel.

flank the fuck out him and backstab him, took i think 4-5 backstabs for me to kill him with drake sword

also killed the black knight at my cell, got a red titanite. am sad

stray demon below the first one? nopenopenopenopenope

It's kind of cool you can actually see it when you first start playing.

I tried a few times to kill it. It went about as well as you might think.

yea i saw it at first too was like oh good hes over there cant do shit to me atm

btw fuck ghosts in there ghostly arse.

gimme dragons, skeles, undead, hell even those fuckin nightmare bosses that are nigh impossible to kill. but ghosts with there fucking phasing thru walls and need for certain items to kill them

fuck that noise and that absolutely no noise place down there

fuck it fuck it fuck it to fuckville

fuck

AH

AHHHH

CARPA DEMON AAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD

Any fucking tips jesus christ.

try to run to your right first, and then up the stairs, you wanna seperate him from the dogs and kill them first

once they are dead hes really easy to dodge/block all his shit. you can also a fall down attack on him if you go up the stairs and to the far right. its a ledge there, so he will jump at you sometimes and of course miss and fall down so you procede to stab hiim in the face as you fall down.

he really is an easy fight if you get past that first bit and kill his dogs.

Good idea. I personally just shot him to death with arrows.

how? every time i tried to lure him into the open he bodaciously just backed up so fast and parked his booty in that corner

also i just fought my first black phantom ever in the sewer and holy shit im shaking. i killed the faggot and now am riding on 10.6k souls

words can not describe the jitteriness i have now.

I lead him upstairs, and out of the tower. He would attack once, then back inside, instead of chasing me. I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, I'd step back inside, he'd attack me, I'd dodge roll out the door, he would back up, I'd shoot him two or three times, and then he died.

And congrats on killing the phantom.

ah i see. well before i pop back down into sewers again i think ima grind some souls to buy shit fuck ton of arrows to kill that red dragon, who apparntly is worth another 10k souls