AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There was a time when I was obsessed with Lego's, so my parents bought me Lego Island 2 for my good ol' Game Boy Color. Worst game ever.

Man, Lego Island 1 on the PC was awesome as a kid

The second one just....

Sucked.

Same thing happened to Croc.

Why must great games have horrible sequels?

-K-

Oh my god Croc 2! I forgot how sucky a game that was. I still have it in my house somewhere.

I also sucked at it. I don't think I even got past world 1.

I played FFXII for a good 90+ hours, absolutely loved the game and was working toward beating it.

Then I left for a weekend, only to return and find that my room had been cleaned and the memory card missing.

I haven't touched the game since

I've heard Vaun or whatever his name is sucks.

The only good characters were Balthier and Fran.
Who are essentially:

Oh god. I can't unsee.

The game is essentially Star Wars Episode IV.

A blond haired pretty boy lives in a desert. He had a relative, but he died in a war. He has aspirations of going other places and becoming a pilot, but is stuck. The ruling Empire captured a princess, which through the help of a retired bad booty, a pilot, and his upstanding member of society friend, he has to rescue. Oh, and the pilot is being chased by bounty hunters.

MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

Also I never really liked the game, I could never beat that daisies demon wall. FUCK that thing. I think I was underleveled the three times i tried playing it. Grinding was too much.

Trick to Demon Wall is to have at least three characters with their first Quickening. Start one and start chaining like there's no tomorrow. If all goes well you'll either kill it outright or bring it down to a sliver of health which you'll want to finish off BEFORE he does his dimension gate thing.

This works on both Demon Gates. Kill the first one, then the second, go back to where the first was and press the button to open the side doors. Go save, head for the unlocked area and down a fuckton of stairs (just hold the Escape button down) until you reach the bottom where there will either be a chest or nothing. The chest has a 50% chance of holding Demonsbane 50% chance for Knot of Rust. If there's no chest or you get Knot reset and try again.

Best bit? The chest respawns. Farm as many Demonsbanes as you like. Equip one on each active party member and genocide the world. And then after you're done there, unlock the Henne Mines to go grab Deathbringers. If you thought Demonsbanes made you OP, Deathbringers have an unholy attack stat and chance for instant death on strike. They are also farmable.

Are we really having this discussion? In this thread?

Three words:

TOY.
STORY.
MANIA.

Mystical Ninja Goemon alternated between delightfully bizzare joy and filling my mind with fuck.