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WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER MILDLY ENTERTAINING INSTALLMENT OF THE ADVENTURES OF CRYSTAL, FEATURING ART BY CORI!


WE REJOIN OUR HERO IMMEDIATELY AFTER BORIS FINISHED HER DELICIOUS MEAL...

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Well that was interesting to watch. Now I know what a fluidless person looks like.


I WANT THAT PIMPLE FRUIT!


Those damn trees are everywhere!


If anything attacks me I swear I am going to kick it in the di-


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


South time.




Why, yes. They are excellent battlers. They also enjoy the taste of human flesh/life-sustaining fluids.



Actually it was because I solved the ancient mysteries of the Ruins of Alph and the resident magic letters attacked.



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

That gym sucked.






Wow! Thanks! I'll give it to Wiki!


...were terribly dull.


Doubt it.


Did I mention that I hate grass.





I'm from New Bark Town.


I know the Crystal Squad kicks booty in every way, thanks.


Why do all of you Youngsters look exactly the same.
This world is full of clone races.




Oh, that reminds me, Wiki. I forgot to give you the Miracle Se- What? You knew all about me having a Miracle Seed I was refraining from giving you? Wikileek, you clever Bellsprout!


Like you need it, anyway!




OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE
SO CUTE
I NEED FOUR MILLION OF THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.




I told you that.


Is that rock terribly interesting?


I knew it! Can I stare at the interesting rock, too?


Well if you want to battle it can wait until you finish on the phone...


Alright. You'll be down in no time, don't worry.


Love your hair! Where did you get it done? I was thinking about getting these tails cut off. They make going through doorways difficult.



Sorry, Oliver! You can't defend yourself yet...


Lick it to death!

"NIDORAN used TACKLE!"

Ghosts can't be tackled, silly!



What anger? You weren't even paying attention to the battle.


I'll leave you to it! Any chance I can get your number? You seem to be an awesome person!




Okay!



It is times like these I wish I had a fishing rod.


SO HELPFUL, now that I am already all the way out here in the grass.


Dammit, I hate paths that split. How do I know which is the best one?
Pouncer, you decide!


You only picked this way because of the creep, didn't you?

*BATTLE*


Not really. Go away.



I think I can just glimpse an item through these trees!

Aaaannnd nothing else this way. Time for the other path. Pouncer, you are bad at making decisions.


Adventuring: Take #2!


GASP! It is a small colony of overweight men!


Wild FAT MEN appeared!
FAT MEN attacked!





Ack!


Magikarp.
There are eleven billion of them in virtually every puddle on the entire planet.


Oh boy. I hope she isn't drunk again.



Dammit.




Fishing requires no skill.
Pokemon do all the work in battles.



And all you used were MAGIKARP.



They tend to throw themselves at you from in there.


Is 'it' your penis. Creep.


You ULTRA-CREEP. It's part FISH!


Nope. Officer Jenny is on her way.


This what?



Wat.



Wat.




NO



Some of us have mothers who like to spend money.

HEY! A POKEMON CENTER!

...




Hey, man in a funny hat-

What.


Th-thanks.


Indeed it is. I'm going to go away now.

I think I'll go see if I can find that item that I had spotted through the trees. Everyone loves free things!



THIS BALL
IT IS
GREAT


(And right in the middle of all the uploaded screencaps...)


I- What? How did you see it? It's in my bag!


He was a pushover.


Oh, I see. You're another bird fanatic. Just eat them all so we can leave, Pouncer.



By 'train' he means 'get more Pokemon to replace my munched ones.,

Welp, there is a cave over here. Only way left to go...


I wonder why they call it union?


I am sorry, Wooper, but the creepy fishsexer outside ruined you for me for forever.


Mr. Earl told me these were useless things and to sell any I get.


I KNOW, RIGHT? I was totally not expecting there to be rocks inside a cave!


Wiki is so... elegant when destroying foes.



How the fuck did you afford that?


So that is what lies beyond this cave.
Yes, I guess.



Answer: Yes.






Sucks to be you.


HOLY CHRIST YOU ARE A FAT CLOWN THAT BREATHES FIRE






Did you try the grass outside.
Hoothoot.
Thousands of them.


Awwww. It's kind of cuuuute!





Sounds like the most awesome, terrifying Pokemon ever!




Neat!


SELLLLLLL.


Caves are rocks and water.

How are they scary at all.



I woke up with Pouncer standing on my chest staring right into my face with his mouth watering.
It was pretty terrifying.


Seriously that is the best worst look ever.



I'll use this when Boris refuses to wake up in the morning!


AHA! LIGHT!


YES! I HAVE ESCAPED!


Thanks, but I already knew that.


...shirt shirt?


Wasn't that big...


You must be used to tunnels or something pitiful like that.



Deep, deep down in your heart
You are a LEETLE BABY.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- LOOK AT THAT THING'S STYLE!


Look at that suave 'stache.




I'll call you... Dandy! (named by Cori.)






It... It is so manly.


You will be... Monty. (Also named by Cori.)


I MADE IT!

LET'S CELEBRATE, TEAM!

















Debudebleklsakughsalkhgklajsgh that's all folks.
There is more art that I already have, but the update would have been way too long had I included the Slowpoke Well and rival battle in this update, too. Plus I am waiting on a piece from Komo, which will be at the beginning of the next update, assuming he gets it done and sends it to me soon.

I use a bunch of SILLY EMOTES a lot, don't I?

Yaaaaaaaaay~

Dandy and Monty!

I'll eventually get to drawing and scanning.

Man, that fancy Hoppip is fancy, nice drawing Cori xD


I love ths LP, dont let it DIIIEEEE.

It's not dead.

JUST WAITING ON KOMO'S ARTS

HURRY UP WITH THE ARTS

I have caught Mr. Classy. I am just waiting for the drawing.

I know, I'm just saying that you dont let it die later on.

Thank you~!

Next update features MORE ARTS by the great Cori, Verom, and Komo because Chloe hasn't talked to me in a while for some reason!

And it is still waiting on KOMO HURRY UP DAMMIT, so as soon as he HURRIES UP sends me the HURRY UP pic, you'll get your HURRY UP update.

BECAUSE I HATE YOU >:[

But seriously though if you want something drawing all you have to do is PM me. :U I haven't been on Xat chat much 'cause there's never anyone in there when I check.

I could draw some for this, as well. If needed, that is.

I'm probably late to the party here but WikiLeek is a really clever name.

Bump for new page.

Once she reaches Goldenrod and hears there is a drink vending machine, will she have a huge fit over the fact that there is everything BUT orange juice?

Pssh. Lemonade is better than Orange Juice.

It heals 80 HP