AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And thus, nothing has changed. At all.







Come back when you're a little hmmm...richer.



Whoa, this alcohol is really working.




And so begins our love quest. I should put up a sign saying I'm looking for a girl, ages 18-21 and tell any men who read this sign to mind their own business! Or, I could just talk to a girl. Yeah, I think I'll do that.



Sup



I am a attracting machine.









Okay, that's 9 times. Phew, I'm worn out.



Hmmm...what is this thing inside me? Com...pass...eh, forget it.



Oh hey, a guy. What's up, bro?




Alright, I'm back.



Fuck yeah...



No, I will not let you sleep with my womens.




Stupid, door.




Woah, this place is ti-ight!



Ooh, treasure, didn't see that coming.




This hat...



Is the best hat.



cheddar? Cool.



I am such a pimp...



That guard...is my guard. Sweet.



Yay, cheddar. Wait a second. cheddar...that means...people are buying my hookers! No one is allowed to touch them but me. That's it! I'm lettin' 'em go!



I really should let them go. But first...



You. Me. Right now.



Fuck yeah...



You too...we're doin' this.



Best day ever.



Okay, I'm done with you, you're free now.



I don't care, I've already gotten everything I want out of you.







I don't think free is the right word choice for this situation.



Oh wow, looks like listening to that angel on my shoulder was a good idea after all.



Wait...you're married? That's terrible! You sir, are scum! Get out of here! I only indulged myself because I am a single man!



Really?



Well then...



Looks like I made the right decision...



Then put some clothes on...seriously.



I think I'm gonna cry...



Hero? But...all my life I've been a villain.




Then I guess my entire life wasn't a waste.



I'm still gonna wear the hat, though.
Teleport!




Sweet, cheddar.





Alright, I'm back...



Yep...



Yeah, whatever.



Whoa! That handwriting is fantastic! Are you secretly Spoony?



Yeah, you better run.
Teleport.



Love Recall teleporting.





Sure, if you like, girls with a great sense of style, and long red hair, and beautiful eyes...if you excuse me, I...am gonna cry now. Wahaha.



Please, shut up.



Hey can I come to the wedding?



Dick.
Teleport.






So, if I remember correctly...the stupid lady told me to go here and find a witch....and startle her.



Maaaaaaybe.



I'm not surprised, I honestly don't give a daisies.



Cool story, bro.



I already have some.



Just shut up and take the drugs!



You're joking right?



What's a...sieve?



This looks delicious.



Yeah, okay. Whatever.

To be continued...

Next episode...helping the stupid kid and...the beardy baldy.

Wait---

please tell me you were joking about not knowing what a sieve was.

...it's a collander.

The things with holes in it. You use it to drain water out of things.

Please tell me you were joking... ;_;

No, I actually did not know what a sieve was.

This thread made me download Fable for the PC. God that game is fun.

See, Dragoon? It feels good to do good things. I know most of the people here would get a kick out of punching infants before setting them on fire, but you understand that true happiness comes from altruism. I'm really getting tired of every single Let's Play on this site featured a hulking musclebound idiot being evil because it's funny.

I think it's time to update.





Now where did I put that disc?



Ah! There it is!





WHAT



Hmmm...where did I put that other disc.







Um...



Dear lord I've gotten fat.



Hmmm...what to do.



CHICKENS!!!!



Oh my God....



...This boat...



...Is the best boat!



It's so sexy.



Blue is the sexiest color.



I want to whisper sweet nothings into this boat's ear.



Bored now!



Oh my God a fat guy!



I like 'em feisty.























Dude. Your daughter. Has no taste.



I should just let him sit here forever...



...but what if his daughter is really hot? Ungh.









Curse you Curiosity the Platypus.







I'm wearing a hat.



...



I'm okay with this.



Will do.



Don't care.









Oh hey, the old lady again.



Meanie face.





I'm too sexy for my shirt.



Darn right.



Fuck yeah.



I hate you.



Okay now I really hate you.



If this is not the last stop I'm killing you.



She better be hot.







I swear if she is not hot...





Alright, time for a closeup.



This is horrible.







Alright, where is she?



Why thank you.



Oh cool, so she's not shallow. That's cool. Where is she?









I'm gonna kick your booty.





Hmmm...I still gonna kick your booty.







Muahahahaha.



Wait...what was I doing?



I wonder if I can scare children like this.



Hey cool, there's cheddar outside my doorstep.





Cut it off now.



Feelin' sexy.



Haha, I totally forgot about this sidequest.







Okay...



This isn't completely stupid.



Is everyone in this town completely stupid?



Yeah sure, whatever.



Cool, cheddar.



What?





I wonder what they have here...



Let's do this.



Awwww yeah.



Mmmmmm



Ew



Time to find a victim...I mean waifu...I mean wife.







It's time.











Time to realize our destiny...



And that's all the time we have for today, folks.

This is Christo...Dragoon wishing you a merry day.

oh god this LP is back.

This is glorious.

That pimp hat looks great.

I remember beating up that guy too, he totally had it coming. Though he gave me a different haircut i think.

Pimp hats are awesome

TWICE.

I'll update soon.

In every city you must have a wife, BUT YOU MUST HAVE ONE HUSBAND. Oh wait is that only for the second game?

Why have I not read this yet?
this thread, this is the best thread.

This thread is TWUEWEE A MAWVULL /murgo the trader
Also dat hat

please help me how to fish, I always fail when fishing ... please really