AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Glados

I'm Atlas apparently.

Almost done pre-downloading Portal 2. When it releases I can just click play and not wait 1-4 hours for it to download. I like Steam.

I reserved the game at Gamestop today. One of the employees overheard it, he complimented me on reserving it then him and another employee started talking about whether cake was going to be in the game. It made me feel silly.
But yeah, I'm more than excited.

Even valve are sick of the cake jokes so I doubt they'll put the cake in

This was actually one of the first details they talked about. Not going back to any old shit.

Also GLaDOS' cake personality core is gone. How would she even make cake? Not even an AI can remember how many fish shaped garnishes and solid waste products go into a cake without help.

daisies it any thread on /v/ just turns to VIRAL FFFF SAGE shit in a second. ;__;

I pre-ordered this so it should come in the post tomorrow but I'm going out with mates sooo i'll need to wait untill I get back home to play it, ah well. Also, I got Chell on that test haha.

So uh, yeah...

Every site I regularly visit has been bombarded by potential Portal 2 spoilers by fuckheads who think they're funny >:I

Thats why Im staying away from every site but AZ

AZ really isn't safe either, probably

THE COMPANION CUBE DIES
THE CAKE IS MADE OF NANOMACHINES
CHELL IS THE ONE
GLaDOS IS AGENT SMITH

GO TO HECK

I think by about tomorrow and an hour ago itll be unlocked
But it's mostly just me being optimistic

Nah AZ is small enough that people who spoil Portal to be a dick will be hated by everyone forever because we all know each other.