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llol wut is atori!?//?!

i nly know master chiefds is da beestz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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llol wut is a tori!?//?!

i nly know master chiefds is da beestz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And yes, I do have proof, anyone heard of Daikatana?
Daikatana isn't terrible because it's an old game. It's terrible because Romero was a lazy, egotistical fucker.
Correct. It isn't bad because its old, its bad cause its outdated.

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No. It sucked because it was full of stupid glitches, the AI sucked hard (your pals were a pain in the booty, your enemies were retarded, the combination of the two was more than frustrating), the story made no sense, the characters and monsters didn't have any charisma, the level design was uninspired at best... In short it was poorly directed, poorly developed and rushed. It has nothing to do with it being outdated, because these problems weren't commonplace in older games. Stop generalizing.

Really now... Are you going to tell us that Megaman 9 sucks because it uses an "outdated" technology?

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Megaman 9 sucks because it uses outdated technology.
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Megaman 9 sucks because it uses outdated technology.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Indigo_Dingo wrote:
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And yes, I do have proof, anyone heard of Daikatana?
Daikatana isn't terrible because it's an old game. It's terrible because Romero was a lazy, egotistical fucker.
Correct. It isn't bad because its old, its bad cause its outdated.

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No. It sucked because it was full of stupid glitches, the AI sucked hard (your pals were a pain in the booty, your enemies were retarded, the combination of the two was more than frustrating), the story made no sense, the characters and monsters didn't have any charisma, the level design was uninspired at best... In short it was poorly directed, poorly developed and rushed. It has nothing to do with it being outdated, because these problems weren't commonplace in older games. Stop generalizing.

Really now... Are you going to tell us that Megaman 9 sucks because it uses an "outdated" technology?
Criticizing an FPS back then for having uncharismatic characters and a bad story smacks me of making up defects. And I'm sure the imps from Doom had just fantastic AI.

Also, where did you hear about level design?


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Criticizing an FPS back then for having uncharismatic characters and a bad story smacks me of making up defects.
Deus Ex, bitch.

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And I'm sure the imps from Doom had just fantastic AI.
In Doom, they didn't pretend that the game was revolutionary. Of course the imps didn't have an extraordinary AI, but at least they used it to the game's advantage by putting them in simple environments, ensuring that they would chase the character instead of getting stuck behind a wall/fence/spotlight.

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Also, where did you hear about level design?
The levels in this game are visually terrible, unimaginative, and uninteresting gameplay-wise, and when they tried to make it interesting (with puzzles and the like), it failed terribly because they sucked at programming.

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Deus Ex came out a month after it. And its hardly any more than an exception.

So, you're saying the visuals being bad made the game bad? So you admit I'm right?
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So, you're saying the visuals being bad made the game bad? So you admit I'm right?

Oh my God just shut the fuck up already.

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Indigo_Dingo wrote:
So, you're saying the visuals being bad made the game bad? So you admit I'm right?


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So, you're saying the visuals being bad made the game bad? So you admit I'm right?


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Okay, I'm going to be very very simple here. Find me one major flaw within Daikatana that couldn't be attributed to an older, beloved FPS's


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Indigo_Dingo wrote:
Okay, I'm going to be very very simple here. Find me one major flaw within Daikatana that couldn't be attributed to an older, beloved FPS's


Oh I see your plan.

Every flaw people post isn't gonna be "major" enough for you.

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I'm gonna just state that you have sidekicks and if one of them dies you lose. and they have horrible AI so they die alot. and even if enemies in other FPSes had horrible AI that didn't cause you to lose. (at least to my knowledge, hell I've played very few FPSes)
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I'm gonna just state that you have sidekicks and if one of them dies you lose. and they have horrible AI so they die alot. and even if enemies in other FPSes had horrible AI that didn't cause you to lose. (at least to my knowledge, hell I've played very few FPSes)
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