AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That makes me feel a bit guilty for still playing the game and getting Javik.

Finally, found a way to edit the ini files to increase my asset amount. Gotta reload a save from before I did the Cerberus base mission though, because I have to be able to visit the Citadel.

I love Destructiod's comment on the matter of reporting EA to the FTC:

Bought ME1 on Steam a couple days ago. Took an eternity to download (read: more than 24 hours (actually like 8 but since it only downloads when my computer is on...)), and then it wouldn't start.
It'd say "Launching Mass Effect..."or whatever then the window would disappear and NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

My little brother was playing TF2 in the other room and yelled at me to stop repeatedly starting and exiting ME1 because it wouldn't stop popping up on his screen.

I looked up some solutions. Tried a few, they didn't work. I uninstalled and reinstalled Steam and now ME1 is redownloading.

Seriously if this shit is still broken I am going to be so rustled

Hopefully you can get it working. Aside from the ending, the ME games are a great series and ones that you shouldn't miss. Everything else about ME3 was just so well done. It incorporates a lot of your decisions and even stuff from the DLC from the games if you bought those (Overlord, Arrival, and Shadow Broker in particular). The whole genophage plot is great and TIM is a superb villain (hes basically renegade Shep).

I know these games are great, but I want to know if

a) Earth an be saved

b) Will I have the opportunity to become Space Jesus of Earth?

a) Earth can be completely wiped of all life at worst. At best, totally forever saved.

b) There is bodaciously nothing else to become.

I'm still waiting for it to go on sale.

Honestly I really hate the fact that the whole ending shenanigans is getting in the way of the rest of the game. It's about five minutes of a 8-hour-minimum game, and it's being treated like this whole huge thing like a giant deal. I can understand why, but when people say the whole game is shit just because they don't like such a minor part of it, it's really sort of annoying. There's a lot of people who would really like the game, even like the ending, but everyone complaining puts people off.

I'm not saying there's nothing to complain about, because even if you do like it there are a few holes, but my god come on.

The ending to a series is a pretty fukin' big deal, wouldn't you say

agreeded. I dont even wanna replay on my other chars which i played the shit out of in one and two

It's the last game so we need to know if anything we did in any of the games matter in the end.

The whole story gets burned if the ending is a cliffhanger unless executed properly (which is not the case of Mass Effect).

Colin Moriarty is worse than the one from Fallout 3, and I hated him. (Yup, exact same name as the owner of Moriarty's.) He's calling us the entitled gamers, and yet he's speaking down to us, and his logic is a bit flawed. He uses Resistance 3, which he thought was a bad ending, yet I haven't heard any other complaints about it. Mass Effect 3's ending has been universally devestated to the point that the fans are trying to retcon it entirely. When it's THAT bad, there's something wrong, no matter what you said.

Got ME1 working. p. cool game