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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:08 pm 
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I really enjoyed this part.


Also, it seems that the picture of Tali unmasked that you can get is just an edited stock photo from the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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Also, it seems that the picture of Tali unmasked that you can get is just an edited stock photo from the internet.

EXTRA EXTRA HOT OFF THE PRESSES

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:35 pm 
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Wordsmith wrote:
Also, it seems that the picture of Tali unmasked that you can get is just an edited stock photo from the internet.

Video games do this all the time, it just happened to be easy to google in this particular case.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:37 pm 
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I dont like how people think there needs to be a happier ending. In my opinion, there is not enough martyrdom in video games, movies, and books these days. "Happily ever after" endings just dont do it for me. When a series ends, I really want to feel something. The only reason I would want Shepard to survive would be for Liara's sake. She was the romance option I chose, and I wouldnt be able to stand to see her so sad from Shepard's death.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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Wordsmith wrote:
I dont like how people think there needs to be a happier ending. In my opinion, there is not enough martyrdom in video games, movies, and books these days. "Happily ever after" endings just dont do it for me. When a series ends, I really want to feel something.

Shepard's death isn't what ticks most people off, it's the ending in general. Bioware promised us wildly varying endings, from the Reapers winning to the golden ending where Shep lives happily ever after, but they did not deliver. I'm not bothered with Shepard's death, I'm bothered with all endings having the same effect. And I mean actual visible effect, not just someone telling you what your choice does beforehand, and that being ignored completely afterwards.


I was referring to this.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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You know what I noticed? Even in the "good" ending in which Shepard is shown to be alive in the end, if you think about it, there is no way he couldve lived much longer. First of all, he is burnt to a crisp. He is in a very remote location of the Citadel and it is highly unlikely anyone will be able to find him before he dies. And I doubt they will be able to bring him back to life again. But even if they did find him, if you look carefully when the crucible fires the beam, you can see the Citadel starting to explode in various places. Everyone there is likely to die.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:17 pm 
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Honestly, I wanted a happily ever after ending. Seeing Tali'zorah exit the Normandy on the planet was just heart wrecking because all I could think about that moment is how crushed she would be.
Her one true love which she wanted to be with forever is gone and she can't even go back to her own people. Joker ran away despite promising to stay behind. He didn't get to spend time with his own people either.
Everyone lost tremendously and I'd like the pop flyin' ending Bioware has always given us a choice to get. If I think about the endings, I can't see that much good about them, only the pain that the crewmembers are going through from losing Shepard, from never seeing their own people again and being trapped on a planet in the middle of nowhere.
Turians and Quarians will have to suicide, get killed or die from starvation because they can't handle human food, which will severely slow down any effort of rebuilding the relays (at least when the Quarians are considered). The Citadel is destroyed which was the main location for trades and species living with each other.
When it comes down to it, all those endings seem like the 'bad' choice for me. There is no good ending at all and I really want that fixed. I'd pay Bioware 100$ just for a pop flyin' ending to ME3.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:30 pm 
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As for the Quarians having to die due to lack of food they can eat, they have been nomadic for hundreds of years. Surely they grow their own food on their ships. And since all of the ships came to the fight, it will be no problem for them. Im just sad that they just won their war with the Geth and now they will not be able to get back to Rannoch

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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Well, from what I read on the wiki the only food mention is some refined edible paste. Human and asari food is poisonous to Turians and Quarians so if they can mass produce their refined edible paste, they might live. I'm not sure whether Turians can eat it though. But seeing as they hand out food very sparingly amongst themselves in order not to run out of food, I don't think they can produce enough edible paste for the Turians as well, which means either specie is going to have to sacrifice many of their own so others can survive.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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Good point, I had to look deeper into ME's FTL. Traversing twelve light years in a single day is certainly a feat, though still less than ideal. Figured I could do some more research.

FTL travel is not free. A ship going FTL still needs conventional thrust to provide motive power, which means there's the standard fuel troubles. The FTL drives themselves build up electrical charge as they're being used; this varies according to the size and mass of ships (making the drive work more or less), but on average they can go for 50 hours before needing discharge. Depending on the location of discharge (gas giants, moons, empty space) it can take anywhere between a few hours to several days until the drive is ready to go, which needs to be calculated into travel time. Now think not only of the time it takes to go to ideal FTL speed, slow down again, discharge, and repeat the process, but also the cost on both conventional fuel and eezo for the drive. Now think of doing this for journeys across the galaxy. Still takes a long time and has considerable expenses. So we do really need Mass Relays.

However, the Protheans did not build miniature Relays: they built a single one-way Relay (the one on the Citadel could only receive, not send). Very different from building a network. Note we don't know how long it took; if it can be done, it won't be a one-two-three thing, especially since they have to replace every Relay manually, and the Protheans were actually more advanced than current species. At this point it's not about figuring out how to build them (which none of the current species have experience with), but also about restoring the network to how it was before, which means repeating the process many, many times.


While FLT isn't free, the galactic economy is completely crashed by this point. We already know there are fuel depots scattered around the universe. cheddar is worthless. Logically, they'd still be there. Not only could they be drained of what they have left, but they could also be refilled by nearby planets. We also know that ships have probes they can use to find eezo AND fuel. While it would take some time still, it wouldn't be impossible.

There's also the bit where entire species didn't go to Earth. Entire ARMIES did, possibly all the male krogan although unlikely, but there are Quarians on Rannoch and Asari on Thessia and Turians on Palaven and ect. ect.
It wouldn't be a one-way-plat-mass-relays-everywhere-in-one-go, it'd be more like setting them up at opposite ends around the same time. All they need to do is figure out HOW they work exactly, then send over blueprints with their still-working communications. They could set up parts of the network at the same time.

Also the Conduit is a one-way Relay because that's what they needed it for. A backdoor to the Citadel to try and ruin some Reaper plots. I would like to bring up that it was not only in miniature, but half-way across the galaxy, and in the Renegade ending it'd still be there. Building full Relays would be much easier, and they've got so much advanced tech around, along with the brightest minds in the galaxy. I'm not saying it would be easy, might take a few years, but I don't doubt that it couldn't be done.

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:30 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:22 pm 
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Okay, so after reading convincing theories and going through the ending again

I am leaning towards the ending being simply a hallucination from a bleeding Shepard. "Perfect" ending where Shepard destroys the Reapers has him waking up (taking a sudden deep breath as the camera pans towards his breastplate) in a pile of rubble near a tank lying on its side, back on Earth.
Considering how Joker tried to get away with teammates who were sprinting towards the beam as well when Harbinger arrived, it seems a bit more likely. If it was all hallucinated, that means the story isn't complete, which also means there is possible story-finishing dlc on the way or future games (dlc more likely).
One of the theories mentioned the three-way choice at the end being indoctrination. Synthesis and control would let the Reapers win. Synthesis lets Reapers control every living thing and trying to control them would ultimately fail and Shepard would have thus failed, while destroying them would be a certain way to end the cycle, resisting the Cataclyst and resisting the Reaper's will.


SPOILER: Here is one thread which has an interesting theory I mentioned above on the ending.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:43 pm 
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It's EA, of course they're going to charge you for a proper ending

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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:14 pm 
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Hmm..

The more I think about it, fuck the Quarians. Fuck them and their stupid selves. Sure I'm sure there's a few not retarded ones but goddamn.

Quarians create VI
It becomes self-aware because they just couldn't stop upgrading it.
They flip out and start violently killing every platform that was created
Confused AI is forced to defend itself
Everything ends up in quarins getting their shit slapped
Years later
AI is peacfully building Dyson Sphere to store all memories and programs.
SUDDENLY QUARIAN FLEET OUT OF NOWHERE
Bombs the incomplete Dyson Sphere, effectively crippling the AI, both physically and mentally
Proceeds to attack the confused AI

Who the fuck do you think you are? You're about to get your shit slapped again and I have to come save your fucking dicks? Jesus Christ. The main Geth didn't even like the Reapers and you could have just contacted them. Maybe if you kept your goddamn dicks in your pants, you could find another planet for the Geth and help them realize they can have souls, culture and art. And then when I fix the fucking problem YOU CONTINUE TO SHOOT AT THEM. No Tali, fuck your people they deserved to die before they fucked up again. I tried several times to help them but they clearly don't want the help.


Oh yeah and fuck Kai Ling, self insert character made of fucking stupidity so badly written the only good thing about him was his renegade interruption.


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 Post subject: Re: Mass Effect general
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Ahaha Kai Leng was a piece of trash.

Also I think you could stop both Quarians from fighting the Geth if you stopped Tali from being exiled in ME2.

Honestly if I didn't romance Tali I would have let them all die.

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