AWKWARD ZOMBIE

like

really

is that something you have to debate

here's a rule for borderlands: the more prefixes it has, the better it is

scientifact






also transfusion grenades kick booty. get 'em in slag.

So late to this party. We only just got the first borderlands. Got the GOTY edition. I don't usually handle first person shooters very well but I'm playing as Mordecai so I don't have to move around very much.
We renamed the characters. Brick is Batman. Mordecai is Robin. The chick is Batgirl. We're gonna name the soldier Commissioner Gordon.

Probably wont be getting the second game for a while.

Hey hey whoa whoa hey. I found an easter egg.

In Dr. Zed's "Doctors" Office, there is a locker that is open, and inside the door there is a QR code. I scanned it and it reads: " Thank you so much for playing our game, now I'm rich with love AND cheddar! !!Nick Wilson!! Ditto!!!"

Daww. How cute.

I found both the ones in Caustic Caverns. Fantastic shit right there.

Also Homing Singularity Transfusion Slag with a X6 child grenade is the new flavor of the month

Maya is cool, get a free "make the badass shut up" button

Siren has been, and continues to be, the best class.

Gunzerker is kinda neat, Zer0 is pretty fun, and Commando can be useful, but Siren is the flat out best class.

It's pretty good. Assassin's better, though.

Zer0 is sort of specialized. You're either focused on long range, or very very close range. He outputs a lot of damage in either scenario, but outside of them he's incredibly lacking.
Gunzerker is good for being in the middle of large groups, but he's more focused around drawing enemy fire and sending it back. Long range he's not the best.
Commando is pretty basic, his turret can focus down large enemies at medium or close range, and he's good at cover fire and outputting a lot of regular damage.

Siren, on the other hand, isn't very specialized for specific scenarios. She's better at being a constant, in any situation. Her power works at any range on anyone you can see. She's very good at outputting a lot of elemental damage to everyone in an area at once. She can also be spec'd to both actively and passively heal. While she lacks a lot of the pure damage that Zer0 and Gunzerker have when spec'd right, she makes up for it with sheer versatility no matter the skill specialization. Phaselock also tends to do extraordinary damage when something can't be locked. Along with the quick recharge, it's an incredibly useful power in just about any scenario.

She's not the best at damage, but she's the most useful.

BONERFART SLINGER

The best part about that quest is that the little babbys are called Bonertoots. I was tempted to never turn in that quest so I could keep playing with the Bonerfarts forever.

Cunning tree says hi.

I chose the Sniper tree, and I'm both. I can kill someone from afar, and I can run up and shoot the ever loving fuck out of them with a shotgun, and thanks to bore, Maniacs die instantly. They all line up, and then they all die.

Sorry for double post, but it doesn't coincide with my previous one.
I found Rule 34.
It's of Salvador and Zer0.
...I like it.

>get tired of the snow area music because I've helped so many people through it now I just want to fucking kill myself
>finally pick up to playing with friends my level, we go to Finks
>round 5, it's about to start when I figure I might as well turn on the in game music and turn off my stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFDljGz4qYA

so fucking gooooooood

Also, Siren: The Best?

hahahahahha

Tell that to Sailor Moon

HAVE YOU MET THE MISSUS?

DO ME A FAVOR AND STAND IN FRONT OF THIS

ROCKETS AND SLAG BULLETS AND HOW ABOUT A PHALANX SHIELD FOR AN EXTRA DOSE OF FLAVOR

Man i never thought this game would make me feel so bad for hilarious jack.

dat angel/daughter mission. D: