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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videgames in one sentence.
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

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You are rescued from your military convoy and must explore Chernobyl in order to find and kill "Strelok."

Exact vengeance upon limbless mammals with limbless birds.


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Use your interchangeable heads to traverse a number of wacky stages and defeat a variety of equally wacky bosses to rescue your love interest!

Dynamite Heady?


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There's all these fucking spikes you gotta jump over and black roads that you can't touch and boxes you got to jump on while moving and jumping to the beat.


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Assassin's Creed man.

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Several ages of Eurasian warrior groups fight for control of a fictional version of Middle Earth.


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