AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Today's episode is based on a true story.



What the...



And what?



Okay...one question. What's a Bordello?



Avo, your hair is ugly.



I can kill you other ways.



Well...why would they do that? What's here that's so important?



O...okay.



Avo, why are you breasts so daisies huge? You're gonna chock someone to death with those.



Cool story, bro.







So...is a bordello a type of hotel?



Ah! What's up! I'm gonna call you Vageena!



And I'm gonna call you Christy!



And you can be Lily!



And you can be Buttercup!



And...ew, your name shall be Ino. Put some clothes on.



Well they're all very nice.



Do they do Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs?



Where? Where are these wears? Are you wearing them?





Her...hair. Her hair is what turned you on. Just...wow.



What's the difference?



I don't even know what I'm doing here!

Lily! What am I doing here?



No. You're name's Lily! And I don't even know what I'm looking for.



What are you talking about?



Hmm...I'm not quite sure what carnal means. But knowledge could be valuable. I accept!



Ah yeah! She must have a lot of good information.



Doo doo doo doo doo.



Lily, where are we going?



Why would we need a bed?



Okay, what ev.



Um...what are you doing?









No! No I did not!



Oh, hey cool.

I wonder what they sell here that ISN'T SEX!!!



Beer...and sex. Great place you got here Grope.



Yeah, I'm naked. Deal with it.



Here, have a beer.



And another.



And a few more.



He he he, this is gonna be so awesome.



Oh, Avo, no! This is not what I intended!



I gave him beer. Lots and lots of beer.



He he he...



Alright, but I am not sleeping with him too!



Yeah...





This dream is boring. Dream something else!



daisies, I'm sexy.



No, you definitely didn't tell me the Bordello deeds are under an old tree outside or anything. Cause that's just silly.



Time to get drunk!









Whoa! Everything's all blurry.





What am I gonna do with this? I guess I could just rub it in that guy's face I have it.





Aw man, I am still really drunk.





I like Lily's hair.



I don't think deed transfers work this way.



You hid it under a tree. Honestly, hiding it in your girlfriend's breasts would have been more effective. I never would have found them!



Cool story, bro.



And if you weren't such a fat booty, I would hit back.



Yeah, yeah.







Moral choice of the day kiddies.

Selecting "No" will give you infinite profits while selecting "Yes" gets you 400 good points.

Beer and sex. Sounds like a good business plan to me! No need to change that.

Forgot to mention, keeping the Bordello allows you to use the prostitutes. For free.

NOOO

get the pimp hat first then do whatever you want.

but i would rather say NOOO

The pimp hat is obtained by having sex ten times. (For those who don't know.)

Who were you thinking of for the partner, drownball?

the old lady.

...

what, don't look at me like that.

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Oh fine, the masochist.

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what, I'm not weird!

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OH FINE either lily or buttercup, i don't care.

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Say yes.

I just realized that I forgot to tell you all the true story this one was based off of.

You see, when I first played Fable, I had no idea what a "whore" or a "bordello" was, so, these were actually my reactions when I had first played the game.

To be young and retarded...

I mean naive.

Good points, free sex, good points, free sex. I gotta go with the free se... I mean good points say whatever makes you get the good points(can you find some whores latter to get the pimp hat?)

Who says I can't have sex with them and then let them go?

2 yes's and one no, time to make an update, eh?(not Canadian just saying it cause im in a strangly good mood, might have to do with the L4D2 massive adrenaline spree I went on to get an achivement.

Actually it's 2 yes and 2 no

Which means I get tie breaker.

NOT SO FAST.

I'll be playing the part of your good shoulder. Save those poor women.

NOT
SO
FAST

Bad side. WHOREHOUSE.