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I imagine, if there were an introduction, it would be Katie deciding she had had enough of this fanciful forum world, and so plans to take over Awkward Zombie with the help of her mod henchmen.
The game would be played through three worlds, each one with three sub worlds.
Zone 1: Le Comic
Stage 1: You have to fight your way through a field, where you must battle Enteis, a hyperactive Roy and a smug Marth, as well as other similar enemies from the comic. At the end, you fight Sir Pacci, who attempts to flip you to death.
Stage 2: You now find yourself in the world of Katie's college, where you must fight her multi-colored college buddies, with the boss being Norrin. If you can defeat him fast enough, he and his unbeatable grimace will become a part of your party.
Stage 3: Having reached Katie's room, you find she has laid a trap: you are sucked into her computer and must fight through the world of WoW. You will encounter Tauren with an exorbitant amount of Stamina Gems, a dehydrated Mage, and many other dastardly foes.
At the end, you must do combat with the final boss, and the first of the Mod Trio: Odds. She will fly around doing some crazy boss shit, and you have to give the Dominion Rod a swing to have various lethal things happen to her. When she falls, you will be transported to the next realm...
World 2: Videogames
Stage 1: Emerging out of the WoW cave, you step out into the light, and find yourself in the world of Let's Plays, where various individuals are seen taking a few steps at a time and then photographing their progress. You must defeat Charlie Manhuge to proceed.
Stage 2: Having smote the Dark Elf, you are next placed in the world of Pokemon. You must duck and weave through heated arguments about competitive Pokemon, which will render some of your party members unusable. Entei makes his startling reappearance, and the Daycare Lady uses her vast wealth to transform him into Dark Entei, which is pretty much just a lazy palette swap. Defeat him and move on to the final realm.
Stage 3: Before you can proceed any farther into the world of videogames, you are stopped by none other Xabyrn! He immediately jumps into Robotnik's hover ship, and escapes with the key to the next world. He begins to rain various explosives down on your party, dropping Emerdoods as you do damage, all while he keeps up that ridiculously silly face. Once you collect all seven, you'll become a man and defeat, unlocking the final realm...
World 3: General Shenanigans
Stage 1: As you step into the dreary and ever-shifting world of Gen-Shen, you are immediately attacked by vicious tales of masturbation, defecating, and digestive system tomfoolery. You've entered to world of TMI! TheOtherMC is a mini-boss at the end, whom you must defeat before he has sex with everyone in the world, everywhere in the world.
Stage 2: Memes, memes everywhere. That's the name of the game for this next area. You have to fight your way through an army of amusing images. At the end, you, of course, have to fight the deadly Billface, with his assistant the Demon Metapod, whose sheer creepiness cannot even be halted by death. Defeat them quickly, and enter the Final Boss Battle.
Stage 3: You enter to find Katie sitting casually upon a throne. She cackles manically, and summons forth the final Mod: The Big Cheese! He rides in accompanied by his bear cavalry, all of whom you must defeat if you are to best the manliest of proletariats. When at last he falls, Katie steps down from her throne to face you. (If Norrin is in your party at the time, there will be a tearful cutscene beforehand) She draws an enormous pencil and beckons you forth. You must then defend against an onslaught of silly doodles and other such monstrosities, slowly chipping away at Katie's Stamina-Gem studded outfit. When at last she is defeated, and your quest seems complete...
NOT YET!
Who should emerge from the darkness but Merlin, the Mod who has always waited in the darkness for his chance to strike, and now seizes the opportunity. He breaks Katie's enormous pencil, absorbing it's power for himself. With but a gesture of his hand, he then strikes down your 3 other party members. In shock, Katie sees the error of her ways, and agrees to help you take down this beast. Merlin chuckles insidiously at the notion, and hops onto his Hovercat, beginning the battle!
Now of course, these final bosses can't just have one phase! When at last you and Katie "defeat" Merlin, he destroys his own Hovercat, absorbing its strength as well. With this combined power, Merlin becomes the all-powerful JuggerMod, who can permaban with but a stare.
When you finally emerge the victor, no doubt through an arduous battle where you use up all of your saved Vulnerarys, Merlin is vanquished. Your other party members awaken, and the others ones you never touched join you onscreen as Katie states once again that she did wrong, and how Awkward Zombie will now be forever free. She is able to revive the three proletariats whom you earlier slayed, and the entire forum is at peace...
But as the screen darkens after credits roll, and just as your sense of accomplishment is still peaking, a neon sign reading "Applause" flickers on, and this face slowly appears beneath: ಠ_ಠ
The End?
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yeeeeah
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