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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:02 am 
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Kiyske wrote:
Ugh, I can't stand Tingle. He's probably the worst thing about Zelda.


Indeed. I can't stand the creep. @_@

The Japanese utterly love him though. Pretty much the only thing the Japanese actually like about Zelda.

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Don't you get a heart piece if you beat the record on that Deku-scrub mini game?

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Aranai wrote:
Kiyske wrote:
Ugh, I can't stand Tingle. He's probably the worst thing about Zelda.


Indeed. I can't stand the creep. @_@

The Japanese utterly love him though. Pretty much the only thing the Japanese actually like about Zelda.
Uhh, I don't think that's true.

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Wait, I just thought of something...after you turn back into Lonk, the salesman shakes the crap out of you...even more pedophilia?

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Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood


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IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY *shakes*
Tingle: Salesman, you're wanted on the phone. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT *slaps and shakes*
repeat as necessary until everyone gets the Airplane reference.

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Water wrote:
Aranai wrote:
Kiyske wrote:
Ugh, I can't stand Tingle. He's probably the worst thing about Zelda.


Indeed. I can't stand the creep. @_@

The Japanese utterly love him though. Pretty much the only thing the Japanese actually like about Zelda.
Uhh, I don't think that's true.

Actually, yeah, the Japanese love Tingle. I have no idea why.


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I think he meant about that being the only thing they like.


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Dude...Tingle is the best.
Fuck you guys. >: |

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Dude...Tingle is the best.
Fuck you guys. >: |


Also yay update. I'm late, I know.


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Dude...Tingle is the best.

I'm assuming you're on crack.


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Time to go use my new pathetic bubble powers.

These are going to be totally useful.

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About the only thing I can do with them is pop a balloon.

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This apparently had a purpose!

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Relevant to my interests.

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Of course there must be a task. There's always a task.

Shall I fetch you 20 Bear Asses?

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Oh, I've just got to catch five stupid kids. By morning.

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This would be easier if it weren't midnight already

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Deku Lonk gives chase!

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Deku Lonk is interrupted!

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Oh no! A thief!

Of course I have things to do and only 3 days to do it, so screw you, old lady.

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This is my not caring face.

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One down, four to go.

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Another one!

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One of them was on the roof, stealing my flight-by-chickens idea.

I copyrighted that, you know. If I was myself I would sue him.

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I catch the chicken boy and head off to another place.

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Oh look.

Whores.

Shame I'm not an adult anymore...

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It turns out I missed one!

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But then I did not. All is well, and with only moments to spare.

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What are you, racist?

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He's a racist.

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Darn you people, I am a citizen (of someplace that isn't this city) and I demand my rights! (Which may or may not apply here)

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Don't give me your justifications, you Nazi shrimp.

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I am going to use this code they gave me and break all their stuff.

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Code input.

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All according to Deikaku.

(Translators note: Deikaku means Deku's Plan)

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The second day dawns just as I enter the hideout. I better get a move on.

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And it turns out I can hop on water, like bouncy Jesus.

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I am the God Emperor of Deku, after all.

Shame I don't have more divine powers like this.

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Oh jegus.

An entirely different land and these things are still here.

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Pow.

Bubbles are useful for something, astounding.

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That actually happened a while ago, Tatl.

I'll let it slide because we are underground.

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Let's check out the astronomy lab.

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I wonder how much of this stuff I can break and steal cheddar from?

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No way.

A talking scarecrow!

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Uh, no.

My time is valuable.

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Now this is of interest to me.

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Tell me your secrets, scarecrow!

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This sounds handy.

Teach it to me.

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I thought we clarified I do not need that.

If you only had a brain you would remember.

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Um, no, I need to learn that song actually.

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Stupid brainless scarecrow.

You're lucky I don't have Fire anymore.

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Whoa man.

The colors...

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It's worse than the forest temple.

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What kind of drug-fueled establishment are you running here?

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You don't mind that I've broken into a place full of valuable items and interrupted your work?

You sound like a lot of people I used to know.

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Sounds like Skull Kid. I'm on the trail.

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You mean that place where I started this whole thing?

Way to go, Lonk.

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I could just walk over and see for myself, but what fun would that be?

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Pretty nice view through this thing. Cool mountains over there.

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Some sort of rock falls off of the moon.

Now I'm sure all of you want to see the moon itself, so...

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Yes I did. More of him than I ever needed to see.

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He also teaches me how to get to the clocktower peak. Useful!

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I'm not sure how exactly this is supposed to help.

But it is a thing I can pick up, so I need it.

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Now I must find my way back to the clocktower, and get my ocarina back.


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I laughed at the moon part.

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All according to Deikaku.

(Translators note: Deikaku means Deku's Plan)

Failed at not losing.

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I hate the little racist Bomber kids.

By the way, if you stop the thief on the first night the lady gives you something...I think.

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