Time to go use my new pathetic bubble powers.
These are going to be totally useful.
About the only thing I can do with them is pop a balloon.
This apparently had a purpose!
Relevant to my interests.
Of course there must be a task. There's always a task.
Shall I fetch you 20 Bear Asses?
Oh, I've just got to catch five stupid kids. By morning.
This would be easier if it weren't
midnight already
Deku Lonk gives chase!
Deku Lonk is interrupted!
Oh no! A thief!
Of course I have things to do and only 3 days to do it, so screw you, old lady.
This is my not caring face.
One down, four to go.
Another one!
One of them was on the roof, stealing my flight-by-chickens idea.
I copyrighted that, you know. If I was myself I would sue him.
I catch the chicken boy and head off to another place.
Oh look.
Whores.
Shame I'm not an adult anymore...
It turns out I missed one!
But then I did not. All is well, and with only moments to spare.
What are you, racist?
He's a racist.
Darn you people, I am a citizen (of someplace that isn't this city) and I demand my rights! (Which may or may not apply here)
Don't give me your justifications, you Nazi shrimp.
I am going to use this code they gave me and break all their stuff.
Code input.
All according to Deikaku.
(Translators note: Deikaku means Deku's Plan)
The second day dawns just as I enter the hideout. I better get a move on.
And it turns out I can hop on water, like bouncy Jesus.
I am the God Emperor of Deku, after all.
Shame I don't have more divine powers like this.
Oh jegus.
An entirely different land and these things are still here.
Pow.
Bubbles are useful for something, astounding.
That actually happened a while ago, Tatl.
I'll let it slide because we are underground.
Let's check out the astronomy lab.
I wonder how much of this stuff I can break and steal cheddar from?
No way.
A talking scarecrow!
Uh, no.
My time is valuable.
Now this is of interest to me.
Tell me your secrets, scarecrow!
This sounds handy.
Teach it to me.
I thought we clarified I do not need that.
If you only had a brain you would remember.
Um, no, I need to learn that song actually.
Stupid brainless scarecrow.
You're lucky I don't have Fire anymore.
Whoa man.
The colors...
It's worse than the forest temple.
What kind of drug-fueled establishment are you running here?
You don't mind that I've broken into a place full of valuable items and interrupted your work?
You sound like a lot of people I used to know.
Sounds like Skull Kid. I'm on the trail.
You mean that place where I started this whole thing?
Way to go, Lonk.
I could just walk over and see for myself, but what fun would that be?
Pretty nice view through this thing. Cool mountains over there.
Some sort of rock falls off of the moon.
Now I'm sure all of you want to see the moon itself, so...
Yes I did. More of him than I ever needed to see.
He also teaches me how to get to the clocktower peak. Useful!
I'm not sure how exactly this is supposed to help.
But it is a thing I can pick up, so I need it.
Now I must find my way back to the clocktower, and get my ocarina back.