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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:22 am 
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>MC joins my game
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SORRY MC


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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:14 pm 
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AT Mines

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you would not believe the braking power of a abrams tank. i saw someone throwing down shit and holy fuck that thing can stop on a dime.

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:33 pm 
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That's what happens when you lock down the heavy treads of a multi ton tank, yes.


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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:21 am 
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yes but going full blast speed of 50 mph and coming to a complete halt in less than a second?

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:28 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:31 am 
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yes i know it did a full tank length stop but im talking it just dead stopp immediately, it had to have been a glitch

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:33 am 
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Idk, I don't actually play the game, I just wandered in this topic at random because it's 6.30AM and I should go to bed;

wait that doesnt make sense


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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 1:41 pm 
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If I unload 5 shotgun shells into a person from 10 feet away, I expect to kill them. The shotguns only kill people if you're 3 feet in front of them.

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:48 pm 
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god i love those mete

DROP THE AMMOBOX LAST, NOT FIRST

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:55 pm 
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If I unload 5 shotgun shells into a person from 10 feet away, I expect to kill them. The shotguns only kill people if you're 3 feet in front of them.


Wrong sir

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:55 am 
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I wonder why videogames decided shotguns should only be effective at very limited range.


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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
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because realistic range would debalance weapons

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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:13 pm 
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I wonder if theres a way to determine how many bullets Ive fired. Ever


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 Post subject: Re: The Battlefield
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:20 pm 
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Battlelog might

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