AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Engine room door successfully opened, good job Isaac.



Whoa whoa whoa, where are you dragging that corpse to, exactly?



You know what? It doesn't matter, I'll shoot you anyways.



Caught these guys unaware. Like shooting dead fish in a barrel.



Now to just activate... the... th-- OK, what the hell is that thing?



It's a roly-poly necro! He waddles so menacingly.



Want some cake? It's got plasma frosting! That was pretty easy to kill---



It... gushed something out, it's like the floor is moving...



T'was full of pricklers, grooooosssss. There's so many!



The handy dandy flamethrower spreads the love...

...in a nice steady flow of left to right and back.



They pop good! Like little necro-popcorn. pop pop pop pop pop pop



Hehehe, thought you could escape the flame, didya?

F.T.: nom nom nom



The rest of roly-poly was pulling itself towards me the whole time, Ripsaw rewards him by making him travel size.



Lookit all the info and charts! It'll take a genius to figure out what to do at this console, forunately, I am such a genius.



'Walk close enough to engage one-button functionality'. Only one who knows the intricate defination of such instructions could decipher that. I AM THE BEST



The ignition is initiated. Things spin and noise is made. Lot's of noise. Too much noise. Gawd, shut up engine, your going to attract unwanted attention!



FFFFFFFFFFF too late, unwanted visitors decide to visit.



The mighty Isaac crushes your pitiful skull!



Pistol punched you sneaking sneaker!



Parried! Good show, old chap.



I'll just shoot you in the chin and be done with it, like a gentleman.



Getting a bit crowded in that corner, so I'm making a mad dash up this ramp to get a better view my attackers.



Fools! Fighting me only brings doom to you! Do you wish for that? For doom? Because your getting it.



See? Doom dispensed and now your longer among the 'living', as it were.



For some reason, the one with no legs moves the quickest of the bunch. He might be... leg impaired, but maybe that motivates him to be just as deadly or more so than his allies.



Someone that full of motivation needs to be shot in the face.



This guy is enraged by the deaths of all his comrades, and fights me with a vigilance not seen in many necros.



UM. I am out of ammo in the clip, can you not run towards me? ...shit



Genuine terror is felt.



Epic clash of the human-sized titans.



Like all good fist fights, it ends with someone getting shot.



Then stomped, naturally.



Ugh. That was more work than I was expecting to do here. Let's get this thing roaring.



And roar she does.



Farewell room, many have fallen here but I'll try my best not to remember any of them. Except for roly-poly, I want to see more of him.



Congratulations are given, congratulations do not pay for ammo or health, be helpful Zach, I don't need congratulations, I need more killing power.



Being Kendra, she stops the good times and informs us that asteroid defense system is offline and we're pretty much in an asteroid field.



The ships in danger of being ripped to shreds because of said asteroids. Where are the flying triangles when you need them?



Nicole? Is that you? It's a short message and I am unable to respond.



Some punk jumped me when I was on my way to the tram. I told him I didn't have any spare credits for him. He kinda flipped.



Ahh, the only reliable thing on this ship, the tram. Let's ride!



Z's are catched and I catalogue this next chapter of my adventure as 'Obliteration Imminent'. I was always the optimistic one.



Shit is broken and I'm wanted. Seems like they only call when they want something, never to just chat.



Kendra is rustled because she thinks Zach is keeping info from us, the Marker is on ship and in one of the cargo holds.



Probably by not pointing up, that will get you shot in a lot of places.



Still waiting for the day a giant dragonfly ship will be made, I will buy it and name it... Lexx. And I'll do my damndest to find an undead assassin to accompany me.



When was the last time this suit was washed? Not recently, I can tell you that.



Crap crap crap. I don't do well with bio scans. Lots of people make fun of people with the squirrel bio mod. It's useful, damnit!



I... don't think that guy passed the scan, it's not like it's a test that will kill you if you fail.

...right?



UNLESS THE SCAN IS A TENTACLE OF DEATH



Too slow to roast it. This is the other reason why I hate bio scans.



Understandably I'm a bit cautious of this hole.



For good reason!



The worst thing is that it smells like burnt gopher. Don't ask.



Yes... I am an Ishimura Officer. I <3 the Ishimura, best planet hole puncher in the galaxy!



Big place. Photos don't do this place justice. Many asteroids are flying past the windows. Big ones, small ones, some the size of your head.



'Tomorrow is a good idea'? What does that even mean?



*CRASH* What the--? WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO GO BAD?!



I am a magnet for everything wrong in the galaxy.



No shit hull breach. There's holes in the ceiling and wall. Maybe I should make the repair of the system a top priority.



I am told of the impact, thanks, I already knew. But containment is holding, so I'm not going to go flying off into space. For now.



An audio log of the former bridge occupiers. They are being slaughtered and requesting immediate security help. It doesn't matter, your all going to die.



All those space pebbles could mean the death of me and whats left of my team.



I am Isaac. I will prevail over rocks.

Let's rock.

Squirrel bio-mod?

Give them a blast, a button to press, that's what the captain said.

i bet space is stone cold

This makes me want to play this game.

Restricted areas are my favourite areas.



I was facing the wall when the lift came to a stop, I hate it when that happens.



Ooh, look, Christmas in July!



I'm a rank 80 Engineer, I think that qualifies me.



After surviving what I've been through and seeing what I've seen, it's really weird to see another human being.



You and me both, man. I can't believe you didn't go through these cabinets, good stuff in here.



Thanks for the heads up, I'll keep my eyes peeled. Not bodaciously though, that would hurt.



That is one comfy looking captains' chair, if only I had the time to sit in it.



This is a loooong list. I better sit on the chair and memorize these names-- FINE, I'll go Zach, jeez.



Something that should be dead which was undead that came from the dead is now alive.



Hold up, you used an entire escape pod to capture a single necro, which looked like a normal one, and blasted it into space to get rid of it?

I could've killed it, ya know. And we could've had an extra escape pod, you know, just in case shit hits the fan even more so than it already has.



I know where I have to go, but I know where I should go.



Yes, shopkeep, I would like to purchase the new suit of rigid awesomeness.



Out with the old.



Heeheehehehehe ... This still tickles.



Hello, ladies. I'm on a space boat.



Fits snugly. But no time to admire myself, I have stuff to fix. I can just look better doing it now.



There's a loud bang and what looks to be a dent in that door.



Louder bang and door ceases to be, what is the meaning of this?



I-- oh daisies. Just got this suit and already it's being broken in more ways than one.



Eat Fireball!........?



I would take that as a definite NO. He's now an angrier necrotank on FIRE.



Hot diggity daisies he is FAST. I thought I would've made more distance between us than that.



Where is my team? Do they even realize I fight shit like this AND fix all their problems? And what do I get for it?



NOTHING! That's what I get from those ungrateful bastards. You picked a wrong time to fight me necrotank.



Ok, so he knows I'm fighting a bio-tank of raw power and unnatural speed. But its back is exposed, so I shall shoot it good.



Trusty plasma cutter will fit that role just fine. Only problem is getting this thing to show off it's back. Maybe if I offer it Kendra to sunscreen its back.



He doesn't seem to enjoy that idea and comes charging at me.



He might have the acceleration and speed, but his brakes don't work as well. Manage to squeeze some shots on its back and now its missing some skin chunks back there.



I try to lure it behind things. It breaks said things. It is not amused.



A charge later it curls up into a defensive position. Maybe to lure me into a false sense of security?



It makes another lumbering charge and I spit some flames his way, it looks like it's finally hurting, time to lay it on thick.



Ripsaw tears off an armored claw on its first attack. I need to keep the offensive up, can't let it charge again.



Many blades are torn throughout its body. Blood is flying everywhere and chunks of it are being tossed about.



It... it's finally dead. You were a worthy foe, I'll give you that.

Isaac has reached level. 3! Strength: 14 Accuracy: 22 Intelligence: 6


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There is still a poll open for what my last weapon should be.

1 - Line Gun: Wider beam then the plasma cutter (only horizontal) and a secondary of timed explosives.
5 - Force Gun: A large blast of energy is emitted. Like a shotgun. Secondary shoots a 'force grenade' of energy that bounces off walls and explodes on a timer or contact with enemy.
0 - Pulse Rifle: Automatic weapon, an actual gun. (the others are modified mining equipment) secondary shoots bullets in a 360 degree circular motion, at a high height though.
2 - Contact Beam: A massive concussive energy beam (the beam must be charged first in order to be fully effective). Seconday slams the gun barrel into the ground and uses a round to creat a shockwave.

Force gun is ahead so far.

*tally updated*

FORCE GUN FORCE GUN FORCE GUN FORCE GUN

Might as well go with Force Gun

the contact beam sounds awesome, i vote for that

I was looking forward to using the Force Gun when I read up on it, all the guns sound awesome though.

Good thing I read this game features a new game+, so I can always try the others out that got skipped on the first run through.

Let's get this to the next page for an update.

The only awesome thing about the force gun is the secondary fire.

i like dead spaces weapons and how they're intended to be improvised mining equipment

Except some of them don't make much sense. Like the Force Gun, it doesn't really look like mining equipment to me. I can't imagine someone using a grenade launcher to clear debris and the default fire doesn't seem all that practical against anything but zombies. Or while playing zero-g basketball.

I'm guessing the contact beam is for heavy welding.

I vote for Contact Beam.

If I remember what I read correctly, the default fire of the Force Gun was used to deflect debris while working in zero-g situations.