AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Map to the Crypt is not a map at all, just some directions.

This means it's time for...



Travel sequence!

It is the dead of night.



I am likely to be eaten by a Dreugh.



Dohoho, what a stealthy highwayman.

I refuse to pay him.



Hey, he has a Glass Warhammer!

DO WANT



Eh, it does one less damage than my current hammer.

Oh well, always nice to have a backup hammer.

(One day I will be able to dual-wield them, one day...)



I come to the graveyard mentioned in the directions.

Now I have to head Northeast until I find a gully.



What exactly is a gully?



I am going to assume that this slight depression is a Gully and follow it north.



Hey, it WAS a Gully!



Oh god not this crap again.



Why is it always dark.

I don't even have Maelin to hand me torches this time.



I do still have two torches left over from the Lich's lair, thankfully.



There is a dark room with lots of doors.



And a locked gate.

I am going to investigate the doors.



There are pressure plates behind each door.

I guess this is a pressure plate puzzle.



I solve the puzzle through trial and error and the gate opens.

That wasn't so bad.



This is so bad.



Oh god Ghosts. I don't have any weapons that can hurt them.



Who even designed this crypt. This is meant to hold dead bodies why is there a bottomless pit.



There is a hole in the bridge, which I jump across.

Skeletons apparently cannot jump. I laugh at them from across the pit.



There was one on my side of the bridge, but I trick it into falling into this hole.



This door is locked.



So is this one.

daisies.



GERONIMO!



There were skeletons waiting for me.

I cannot keep my torch out in combat, and since it is dark in here combat consisted of me flailing about in the dark.



flailflailflail



More flailing.



Oh dear.

I hope this isn't the Paladin's blood. He still needs to give me that hammer.



I rest and level up.



Oh look a deep pit.



Why do you keep doing this to me, Mod programmer.



I land on a ledge shortly below. Something isn't right here...

Indeed.

You again!

Please, a moment of your time.




Alright, I'm listening.

(to a wall...)

Freddy, All I truly wanted to do was build an alliance between the two of us.







Oh my.

This is flattering.



And yet all I have done in return is to manipulate and twist you.



I still feel that together we can become great. I can still give you my full power.



Oh my, Infinite Magical power or a hammer?

I am so torn.





Hey, this is where I'm supposed to meet the Paladin.

Good. Once he arrives, feel free to make your choice.

Yeah. In the meantime, I'm kinda tired. I think I'll take a nap in my mind.

Oh no, really, that isn't necessary.

I've got nothing better to do until he shows up.

Oh dear...



What the...

YOU BASTARD



The tavern area is completely abandoned.

Tender and the other Personalities are nowhere to be found.



Cleon the Butcher shows up. Apparently he, Aquella, and Tender got a little too bold with their rebellion and things went south.

Tender got kidnapped and the other Personalities are guarding her.



It's time for shit to get real, Cleon.



You too, Aquella.



I have my allies and my Hammer.

LET'S DO THIS



Some guy with a really long name is the first to go.



He was the only one in the immediate area.

I head deeper into the Prison-mind.



There's another one.

He meets his very Smashed end quickly.



All of these Personalities are pathetic.

My Hammer demands a worthy opponent.



None of them meet that demand.



This is the last room in the prison. Tender must be in one of these cells.



Ah, here she is.



Apparently Tender is now "Awake" and is as powerful as the Armor.



She exerts her power by adding Color to the Armor's realm.

While she may be in control of the realm, the Armor is still bonded to me. I'm going to need the Hammer if I want Tender to have full control over the armor.



This looks kinda nice.

Unfortunately, Tender quickly withdraws the color. She doesn't want to spread herself too thin.



THEY'RE POSING AS A TEAM

SHIT JUST GOT INCREDIBLY REAL



And suddenly the Armor shows up to spoil the Realness.



Between the four of us, though, he goes down like a rock.

And there's only one of him this time, too.



This, I can get behind.
_____

COMING SOON: FREDDY SMASHMAN AND THE ARMOUR OF MALEVOLENCE 7: THE SMASHENING

AW YEAH

SUPER SMASHY TIME IS A GO

I return to the real world.

The Armor has been desecrating the tomb while I was gone.



The Paladin is here.

He is probably not going to be pop flyin' about this tomb-desecration.



I manage to convince him that I have been controlled by the Armor. He hands over The Hammer.



This is surprisingly unexciting.

It's only enchantment is some "Celestial Call" thing, which I'm guessing only applies to the Armor.



I enter the Armor's realm again. Tender is here to release me.



Apparently I do not even have to fight the armor. I just have to not die until the Hammer and Tender break his grip on my mind.



It's time for the final Avoiding-Damage. Let's do this.

Please, Freddy, it doesn't have to be this way!



I can change! I won't manipulate you again!

Stop talking, Armor.



I beg of you, don't do this!

If you're so honest, why am I still being attacked?



What...What is happening?

That would be you losing control of this realm. Not a pleasant feeling to lose control of yourself, is it?



The color slowly returns to the realm., and I am still attacked by the armor.



Almost done.

I think the Armor has lost the ability to speak at this point.



It's over. The Armor stands in the center of the room.



And then he explodes.



Sorry about all this...Kitt.



Tender is solid now. She's in full control of the armor and the Realm.



But not for long.

Killing the Armor and the other Personalities has rendered the magic in the armor unstable.

Soon she, the realm, and the armor will all be gone.





That's the end of that, then.



Goodbye, Tender. Thanks for the help.



Before the Realm collapses, I grab my Dragonscale Armor.

It's good to be back to my full glory.



Now, some of you may be thinking "Gee, what a cop-out ending. There wasn't even a good brawl." But remember, we still have one question left.

Who made the armor?

But of course, if you've been paying close attention, like I have, you might have solved that a long time ago. And I suspect the man behind it all is in the crypt.



Hello, Maelin.

omg

I AM EXCITE

You know, you say that now, but Maelin is probably just going to run away and leave me with another horrible anti-climax.

...:(

Now for the CLIMACTIC CONCLUSION



Fighting in the dark would be no fun at all, so I toggle the lighting.

It looks weird but the violence is worth it.



It's SMASHTIME



God daisies archers and their always running away.



NO ONE IS SAFE FROM MY HAMMER



He finally goes down.

One more.



I swear, is Maelin trying to be stupid? I've knocked over Mehrunes Dagon and he throws archers at me.



Ah, there's the man of the hour.

I am going to smash him so much.



Blah blah blah, Maelin made the armor just to take me down. He made a deal with Lich, hired Skulky Guy, and orchestrated me into getting the Armor, so I would be forced to kill the Blacksmith and Enchanter and look like a criminal.

He did this all because he wanted to be the Champion of Cyrodiil instead of me. What a bitch.

I tell him that no true Champion would ever do what he's done.



AND THEN HE RUNS AWAY

MOTHERFUCKER



I AM GOING TO SMASH YOU SO MUCH YOUR BONES WILL LIQUEFY



ONCE I CATCH UP WITH YOU AM I GOING TO-

He's gone.

Daisies.

Great. This entire mod has just screwed me over. I have no magic Hammer, I have no Magic Armor, and everyone I've made friends with in this mod is either dead or has betrayed me.

At least proletariats can't affect my bounty so I'm not *technically* a criminal.

You sound disappointed.



What?



We were together too long, it seems. I've left a permanent imprint on you mind.

Oh. Okay then, well, uh...

Relax. Without the armor I have no power over you. I will merely occupy your mind for the time being.

I can live with this.

So, what shall we be doing next? It would seem this quest is over.

How do you feel about Dragons?

END

Well, that was utterly anticlimactic.

If you wish to play through this mod for yourself, it is available for download Here. (You will have to register on TESNexus to download it)

Keep in mind, you playthrough may not exactly match my own. MALEVOLENT has three story paths that you can follow, each of which will tell a different tale. I played through the Good path, leaving the Evil and Neutral paths open for you to explore.

Now on to the good bits, namely: What mod's will I be using next?

proletariats I WILL DEFINITELY BE DOWNLOADING:

Akatosh Dragon Mount

Capes and Cloaks

proletariats WHICH I WILL BE DOWNLOADING BASED ON YOUR VOTES:

Armors:

Lich King Armor

Sauron's Armor

Dread Knight Armor

Areas/Quests:

Eleswyr Deserts

NOTE: This mod adds no quests, only a large area.

Glenvar Castle

Hoarfrost Castle

They are all so awesome.

GO WITH ALL OF THEM

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

Lich King Armor.
Start off good then attempt to kill everyone in sight.

I will be doing all of them

EVENTUALLY

This will just decide the order I do them in.

Start with Glencar castle so you can earn yourself a home base.

Lich King aswefghjkl;

Why hello there.



Next stop: Glenvar Castle

I am amused by the fact that when Maelin started running away, the "Escape" song from La-Mulana started playing on my playlist. It added a surprisingly epic feel.