AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I knew Owl City would come in handy~

I intended to make this update a small one, but then Earl kidnapped me and... yeah.
IN THIS UPDATE: ....Shenanigans. We run around Violet City.


Well, now what do we do?


How do these people always know I'm a trainer and not some sort of weird backpacker kid?


Uh, no, I didn't-


Uh what?


WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? I'll use my demon powers on you!
...Yeah I don't know how.


I don't know what you're saying D:


Some unseen force told me to go inside.


Where's the baron?


Mmyes! Especially with steak sauce!
...See Flore, Mr. Crowley agrees with me. :>


As if you can teach me anything, fatso. The blood of the demon runs through my veins. It is part of my very essence.


If I say no, I come across as a loser. If I say yes, I agree to his insane demands...


This better be worth it, daisies you!




I've heard all of this before The demon from my dreams often talked to me about battling. Oh God, he was preparing me D: He planned for this day since I was five


That's what he meant by joining him on the dark side some day...


I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU! NEVER!

After that, I went to the Pokemon Center.



Yeah, I heard about it. At the tender age of ten. :V God, I was so cute back then.


I heard about that, too. Wasn't his name Red or something?

After healing up, we set off for a new destination:


This kid's house.


...


: D


Godspeed, brave soldier. *salute*



Balboa?


Okay so here's the lowdown on the down low: If you guys want me to use a bellsprout, I'll catch another one. It's not like they're hard to find.


No problem.



...CURSE YOU KYYYYYLEEEEEE!


Other than the daisies pussy nature, not a bad haul.


What do onix eat? o.o



Flying pokemon, eh?


IT'S YOU!


I think I might hate you, too.


Me again.


LET'S BA- wait, what?


Your name is the least intimidating name ever.


I mean seriously, you'd expect a bug catcher to have the name Carlos. Not... you. Who are you, anyway?


HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?
haaaaaaaaax!


RAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!


And now to take advantage of this situation.




Holy testicular cancer, Batman!


I think we know whose turn it is now.


AVENGE YOUR FALLEN COMRADE!


IT'S booty KICKIN' TIME.


See that? It took two Razor Leafs. Fuck you Carlos.... fuck you.




My bullshitometer is going off the charts! Your pokemon were at full health


And each and every time, I will kick your booty.

Bye-bye taco?

TACO?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mmmm taco

Catch another Bellsprout.

Man I feel like buying this game just so I can have a bunch of Bellsprouts.


Also Victreebel is one of my favourite pokemons SO NO BIAS HERE NOPE NONE

Right, I'll get on that late Monday. When I get a chance :V

Also the pokemon we have after Violet City are... Zubat, wooper, mareep, goldeen, magikarp, maybe a poliwag, maaaaaaybe, sandshrew, geodude, and MAYBE JUST MAYBE a level 1 mudkip that is a horrible bitch to catch because you can't weaken it without murdering it. So, yeah. Let's get some names going for these guys.

poliwag wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well a Mudkip would be cool I guess. If you end up cathcing it just name it something completely unrelated like "Voldemort."

Not an update, really, but I drew something cuz I got bored.
Link

I just felt like writing profiles from his POV. vOv

you can find some hoenn pokemon in that game too

Yeah I know. In one of my previous games I had a Mightyena. I don't like it that much though.

This update: Gurren Lagann references!


YOU'RE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM FALKNER!
Derp.


Four score and seven years ago...


My spearow got bonked by a sentret


No, wait, that wasn't that long ago


That was JUST NOW.


Keep trying, pal...


Yeah once again my Quick Attack somehow did less damage than it did before. Doesn't make sense, and it let the spearow get an extra hit in. Nothing Scout can't handle, though.


Yeah I've been facing him the whole time, he's directly across the floor from me


A REAL MAN DOESN'T RUN!



Bitch you don't know who you're dealing with.


Bwahahaha.


I got in a lucky critical, but it wasn't enough.


ONE DOWN!


LET'S GO!


MANLY COMBUSTION OF SOU- wait, wrong timing.
I really wanted to say that, too...


Down for the count!


GAAAAH?


What the... You're Koga...


NO YOU'RE NOT. >:I




How are type weaknesses and resistances insulting? You gotta blaze a trail through them, man!


Throw aside logic and reason!


AND JUST FIGHT!


Pfffffffff, a pidgey is no match for the might of Sibbons the... mighty.


Yaaaaay


Scout!


Hmmmmm. This won't be too hard.


He dared to defy me by getting in a critical of his own >:C


yaaaaay


WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?


...Ooooooh you're gonna get in trouuubleeeee




Finally!



...Yaaaaay


Candy!?


Nobody ever gives me candy...






WELL that was boring and irrelevant


Hmmm...


I can feel the power radiating from t!
This badge...
I must get more.

I escaped to the outside world, now determined to continue my quest. One badge alone was not enough to stop the transformation, although they each contained great power.


Unfortunately, I was interrupted.


If it's non-edible I don't give a constipated shit




...God I hate it when people do that.

Anyone else notice that Scout is Female?

In that case, catch a really smart male pokemon and name it Atticus.

To Kill a Mockingbird?

Nice.