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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 10:44 am 
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I'm gonna have to wait to get Splatoon.
Being an adult with responsibilities sucks.


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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 11:34 am 
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Being an adult who gets off of work at midnight release morning is great! But yeah, responsibilities too. Like getting woken up early to come in to work because the manager messed the schedule up. x_x

I will return to night, Squiddies. :eng101:

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 3:32 pm 
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Holy fuck where is level 18

could somebody get me a screenshot? because i cant find it

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 3:58 pm 
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Got it yesterday, played for a couple hours (adult responsibilities and all), reached rank 8, bought some nice clothes, gotta get some sleep though, haven't touched the single player yet.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 7:47 pm 
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Single player can be summed up as "Super Mario galaxy-cross-Super Mario Sunshine-cross-sneakybeakiness", the game really rewards you for trying to hide in your ink so you can get by and strike enemies. It also uses those super-jumps you see in multiplayer to take you to different platforming segments.

It's really, really segmented, which is why i compared it to mario galaxy.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 8:17 pm 
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Beat game, hell yes. My verdict? 9/10 Will probably get repetitive in future.

Also lag compensation like TF2. Can't tell you how many times I died after killing somebody even though nobody else was shooting at me and I was on MY ink.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 11:01 pm 
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Mild spoiler (Dead Sea Scroll). Made me laugh.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2015 11:41 pm 
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Lost a match by .4%, the pain is unbearable

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:41 am 
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Spoiler for single-player mode:
"GRARGH! SLIMY LITTLE HIPSTER!"

<3 this game

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
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Is it wrong that I bought Kraken rum because of this game? This game is super fun and I love the .52 right now

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 3:10 am 
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Is it wrong that I bought Kraken rum because of this game? This game is super fun and I love the .52 right now

glances awkwardly at the half-empty bottle next to next to the Wii U

Why would that be wrong?

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:18 am 
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I got a Full team kill with Killing Wail!
That excitement when this came up on the bottom of my screen.
Splattered: (Name1)
Splattered: (Name2)
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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 7:22 am 
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Ehh, the .52 is my least favorite weapon next to the chargers.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 7:42 am 
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So far the weapon I've won with the most consistently is the very first weapon, I can't seem to remember it's name, the squarish one that fully changes colour with Ink. Has Splat Bomb and Barrier.

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 Post subject: Re: Splatoon
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2015 8:42 am 
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Spoiler for single-player mode:
"GRARGH! SLIMY LITTLE HIPSTER!"

<3 this game


that was a pretty good line.

it was, however, ruined by the awfulness of 'I'mma remix your face'. come on, you had 'let's dance' right in front of your face. bodaciously immediately in front of it. but nope. instead you remixed it. into 'I'mma remix your face'. shameful.


EDIT: OH MY GOD HIS MISSLES HAVE SHUTTER SHADES ON THEM

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