AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Fuck yeah. I play Hand Limit 0. <.< I want to buy that game, but it's not around.

Anyone who thinks it's not their fault when they're doing bad at a game.

I play free online version!
http://volity.net/games/
Anyways, I hate players that cheat or hack in multiplayer games (again, exceptions may apply...probably only to local multiplayer games.)

but im actually good with Maxi

People who rip on one of your favourite games because it's simply fun without having a complex plot behind it.

These have probably been mentioned before, but anyway...

- People who cheat in an online match without the consent of their opponents
- Halo kiddies
- People who refuse to play a game that strays away from the current standards/types
- Fanbabies who believe their opinion is law, and any differing opinions must be wrong
-People who reach the new level cap for each WoW expansion in around a day (staring at a computer screen while doing monotonous tasks for ~24 hours is just so gosh darn fun, guys!)
- People who refuse to accept that the later Pokemon generations have a very diverse and complex battle system/metagame (in terms of multiplayer battles)
- People who get mad because I (depending on the character) camp in Brawl. This isn't Melee, people. Brawl is a slower/camp-ier game, and I will play the way gives me a better chance at winning.
- People who quit in online games, just because they are at a slight disadvantage in the very beginning of the match
-People who quit in online games, just as the match is about to end
- Online gamers who have a vocabulary that is limited to just swear words or derogatory terms
- People who refuse to play a game unless it's M Rated or higher (because that OBVIOUSLY means it's an awesome game)
- People who assume I'm of African descent (I'm not) when I'm on Starcraft. Seriously, quit with the "Hey, nigga!" crap.

I would like to hear someone try and rip on pong.

People who never play the SNES games or older thinking that all those are crap & the N64 Zelda games are the best thing ever.

Anyone that only plays Xbox shooters & WoW.

People who brag on and on and on about their ever amazing gaming skills.

People who just act as general-all around bad sports.

FAN BOYS. Gag me with a spoon. Then really gag me for saying that.

People who cheat, and people who just spam the same moves over and over in a fighting game.

Ex. 1
-Playing Team Fortress 2 on Gold Rush. Going in as a Spy, cloaked, and some bastard has it to where he can see me, even if I'm cloaked, or disguised. This was the only experience I've had with cheaters lately.

Ex. 2
-Soul Calibur IV: Kilik. Just... Kilik.
-Tekken 6: Dragunov. The guy I was up against just kept using the same combo over and over. And it was an air combo, too. Ugh...
MvC2: VIPER BEAM VIPER BEAM VIPER BEAM HYPER VIPER BEAM!

ppl who taunt alot, ppl who arent a good sport, ppl who tk

etc

Gamers who would only like one system and would say "BURN THE WII!" or "HELL TO PS3" or "XBOX 360? MORE LIKE SUX x 360, DESTROY IT," and are actual extremists, raiding gamestores and peoples' homes, destroying the console systems they extremely despise and is like, "WII IS THE GOD," or "PS3 OWNS ALL OF YOUR ASSES," or "XBOX 360 FOR ALL THE DAYS OF THE YEAR, except for february 30, January -1, September 61-62, and the thirteenth month, BUT EXCLUDING THAT, XBOX 360 FOR ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR YEARS IN LIFETIME!"

TWO MINUTES

FINAL DESTINATION

NO ITEMS

NO CHANGING CHARACTERS INBETWEEN MATCHES

That last part is the worst. Okay, so that's how I play with Falco. Let's move on, kiddies. I want this game to be fun.

The rest, well, Brawl, much like Mario Kart, is supposed to be fun for inexperienced players. Through random events, the playing field is leveled somewhat. When you play with something that can severly affect the results in anyone's favor, like items or a funny stage, you can truly say that whoever wins doesn't matter, because winning a match doesn't mean anything. It takes the competetive edge off, and eases everyone's minds, when you look at it the right way.


Also, nerdy kids in my school have started using the words "fail" and "epic" like it's going out of style. Welcome to the internet, 2002. I hate being ahead of the times. Now I know how Lawliet must feel all the time.

That isn't nearly enough time for a decent match. Maybe you'll get a kill or two, but a good standard for timed matches is 6-7 minutes. Sometimes, my friends and I will add stocks as a little bit of variety.



That's bullshit, because characters with a projectile automatically have an advantage over non-projectile characters. Though I believe some stages should never, ever be played (such as Big Blue in Melee, and Mario Bros/75m in Brawl), I'm not big enough of a dick to refuse my opponents to choose them if they want to (I do complain each time, though). Also, we usually set the stage-picking option to 'Turns', so each one of us gets to pick a stage for an equal number of times.



This is the only thing that I'm absolutely fine with. You mention that the addition of items somewhat levels the playing field (over many, many matches), and makes it so winning doesn't particularly matter. If that is what you enjoy, then good for you, but I'd much rather play without items (or at least with certain, absolutely broken items turned off). I enjoy beating my opponent(s) not because I got lucky and an uber item spawned near enough to me to get and rape my opponent(s) with, but rather because I've learned how to play well enough with my character(s) to overcome the skill of my opponent.



I honestly could care less if my opponents picked a different character each round. Obviously, it would be annoying if they picked Pikachu or Zamus after I picked Fox and began the match, but I just learn to deal with that. Maybe I shouldn't be picking that character as often.



Remember, not everyone shares your opinion on how it should be fun.



That's purely a personal opinion, not a fact. The Super Smash Bros. series is often associated with a more casual gaming audience, because of how easy it is for a complete noob to pick up a controller and not die (when compared to other fighting games), but that doesn't mean players can't develop a level of skill to play the series on a more competitive level. Some may like messing around with random stuff and not really care about the outcome, while others enjoy being able to win in a non-fluky environment. It can work both ways.

i always use stock lol

fuck timed matchs haha

Folks who spam the same move over and over again. There is more than one button. Use them please.

Can I get a "Piiiit!"?

I'm also kinda annoyed at people who always turn off items. That's the most fun part! Now I understand turning it off for tournaments, but when it's just for entertainment, come on.

Perhaps that's because I'm better at being resourceful rather than having MAD HYPAH SKILLZ YO and practicing for hours at a time.

Folks who pause the game or turn it off completely during a multiplayer session just because you are beating him/her. People do this to me a lot during Guitar Hero and Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.

On the other hand, lazy people don't really piss me off. As long as they don't cheat in a multiplayer game.