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Hmm. I like those ideas. I have an idea for a way we can incorporate other peoples' ideas as well. The castle sealed by the three keys is one of Lia and Heene's possible locations for the Cloud Runner, but since it's sealed up they can't get to it. Link and Lia have to find the keys in the Forest, Fire, and Water dungeons before they can open the door to the castle.
The castle itself could be the palace with the mirrors in it, as well as the Dark Link duel mentioned previously.

And now I'll add my own idea.

The Cloud Runner is indeed within the sealed castle. However, it's missing vital parts that it cannot fly without. An old captain's log found on board the Cloud Runner details how somebody on board caused a major malfunction on the ship, and caused the pieces to be scattered throughout the area. (I'm thinking that, in Zelda tradition, there should be four or five missing parts, each with it's own dungeon)

I dunno, I'm just thinking out loud here. But it could be a possibility.

We need a comic relief character.

Just add Cloudbeck.

Flingle, the flying fairy man.

Something more original.

Nazi the fairy?

I got no idea why I lost to that.

I'm thinking along the lines of an Adventurer who turns out to be a fraud. But apparently he has been lucky enough to not die horribly.
He also needs some ridiculous name. Or she. I don't care either way.

With the stylus you dictate with the fairy where Link is going.

While holding your arm straight out from your body.

I know, I'm sorry...

I'd like to see a Zelda game where Zelda is a jewish girl living in the slums, Ganon is Hitler and Link is a young Aryan boy who's heart has been touched by the poor girls plight and is convinced to help her escape.

Shouldn't Zelda be the Aryan while Link is the poor kid?

Typically speaking, Links hair is usually lighter than Zeldas. And his eyes as well.

Eh, Zelda and Link are fairly interchangeable in that respect.

I'm pretty positive that somewhere, someone has made a fanfic with this scenario.

Wait, did you just say the story would be about trying to help someone escape... from living in the slums?