AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've been trying to think of something witty to follow up with, but I'm at a loss. OH WHALE


Anyway, I finally got around to starting the Civil War questline, but I finished Dawnguard and Miraak's story a long time ago, and I tell ya hwat,

Fighting a hoard of Stormcloaks in the Battle for Whiterun while having Dragon Aspect equipped and Durnehviir flying overhead, summoning undead, is immensely satisfying and way too much fun.

Durnehviir is the best dragon friend one could possibly have.

I like to try roleplaying as I play, but when I run into glitches, things get... interesting...

By the way, I'm kinda having some second thoughts about my marriage to Derkeethus. I mean, I really should have seen the warning signs when he was stricken with the most horrific case of Stockholm Syndrome I'd ever seen... I would lead him to the door, but after I left, he'd just turn around and go back to his jail cell... It took prayers to the most powerful, but also most mysterious Elder Scrolls deity, Con'sohl, to convince him to leave. And then, yes, I admit, I had something of a shotgun marriage... I told him he could stay in my house in Whiterun, but... well... I don't know. He apparently gets anxious when I'm not with him. He just gets so worried about me, he heads back to the mines he used to work in order to distract himself. So I have to keep him with me all the time to put him at ease... I mean, he helps me carry things, he manages to find an extra 100 septims each day, and he complements my sneaky methods, but I just wish he wasn't so... dependent, you know?

Well at least he fought off that bear that spooked Shadowmere up a tree. I was on her back at the time and I have no idea how that happened.

I'm playing as an argonian woman and I was thinking about marrying an argonian but I don't really like either of the males. I just don't care for their ram horns--shallow, I know.

Maybe I'll make my character be a lesbian and marry a lovely lizard layday.

I never did marry in my previous games anyway. My bosmer was modeled after one of my real OCs and he wasn't much for relationships.

I wasn't too thrilled myself about the adoption stuff, but then I read about the inspiration for the flower girl. It was so sad I just had to adopt that girl. =(

I just want it for the achievements. I can't control my completionist.

So, with the release of the first wave of fixes for Perkus Maximus, I decided to wipe the entire slate clean (once again. Good thing too, I got rid of 7 gigs worth of old save data >_<), and start over, putting in the proletariats I've wanted for so long but couldn't cause of shit I couldn't see without just destroying everything. I've been having fun with perkus maximus so far, I'm only level 15. I only have a few weapon proletariats, but a lot of texture replaces like the Amidianborn book of silence and stuff like that. And man oh man, what an ENB can do...

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Hey I just uploaded the first part of the Skyrim LP I've been wanting to do, come and watch it please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWknDTiMVI

You'll get to hear my honey-sweet ten-year-old boy voice

Probably got that way from eating it all, you stupid bear!

Neat. I'll give it a watch. I've only played umodded console skyrim, which sucks, but I'll be getting a new computer soon. Sooo excited.

Whoah have a part two and a part three of my skyrim LP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA1h1nRQUW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qH5WZ55Jr4

Did you put your hat back on? Your ponytail's physics is wonky and keeps clipping through your back.

That can't be helped; it's Skyrim.

Yes it can, put your hat back on.