AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So for a warrior like me, I should probably go for the faster one maybe?

The stomp can be rolled out of easily from Ornstein. Or so I'm told.

Did they ever fix the glitch that let you kill the dragon on the bridge in one hit by shooting the back of it's head?

For anyone having trouble with the douche archers in Anal Rodeo, poison arrows, wait.
As for Penn and Teller I'd help some people beat them before tackling them yourself to get a feel for them.
Kill Sherlock then Watson for an easier time.
If you wanna kill Luigi last though I'd suggest packing a fire weapon or some pyromancy.



Yeah you can't do that anymore.
If you want to get past the dragon, shoot an arrow while peeking out of the stairs on the side of the bridge. If you hit him, he'll jump onto the bridge, then Just run through his legs and get into the building.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaame

That was the best glitch ever

It did make things easier, but do you really want that?

I just like getting 10k souls that early on. It amused me

The Painting place thing is really just fucking getting on my nerves. I made a character that can only do 32 goddamn damage per R1 hit and uses a Divine Estoc (the worst idea, I think my thought was "oh well I'll never use magic weapon it's shit!"). I wanted to use the Dark Wood Grain Ring shortcut to get Velka's rapier and set quickly and easily but then I kept falling down and getting lost and getting toxic and taking a year to beat a crow until somehow I winded up beating a plague dragon on a bridge and then there was this huge thing with spears and shit and at that point I just said "what is this fucking thing, fuck you, I don't want you, go away". It turns out there was a door I could open that lead back to the bonfire behind him so it all turned out okay I guess.

Lesson learned; never think you're just going to get something done or use a shortcut or spend like 5 minutes in Dark Souls. Bleeeeh.

I just wanted a rapier

Why would you use such an awful weapon?

Real men use the drake sword and nothing else for the rest of the game, despite the fact that it doesn't ever scale

+5 Enchanted Longsword bitches.

Did they ever nerf the fog ring?

they nerfed that thing way back when lol

still good against NPCs and for unsuspecting people tho

So yeah... In my game Jake and Elwood don't like to behave at all like I'm told they should. Monster Mass is constantly dashing toward me while Slim-Fast just casually strolls along behind him. With them using this tactic they both move at pretty much the same speed and I can't seem to separate them long enough to get a hit in without eating a hammer or a spear or both.

Alright then. Time to get the Falchion to +10 and turn it into Quelaag's Furysword. Probably also need to farm for titanite chunks so I can make a Lightning Server. Bulk and Skull will fall...

I'd imagine this would probably be heaps easier if I could manage to get past the giant knights and summon Sunbro before getting invaded. He worked wonders when I fought the Bell Gargoyles.