AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A man stands in a western town. On the precipice of a land full of disease, buffalo, fish and DANGER, he stands, ready to all he can as a lowly BARBER. his name is Charon Clark, and he stands on

THE OREGON TRAIL



Who's this douchebag, wait, there are 2.

WHAT DO

OH MAN FORD THOSE RIVES

YOU SEEM TO HAVE LOST YOUR MIND, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR LAST NAME, AND WILL BE CALLED CHARON.

Oh man I owned this version. Was p. cash.

Talk to the closest guy, ask him what the heck is going on

BUY ALL THE BULLETS IN THE STORE.

How do?
-Fine, it's hot
Name's Kit Carson.
-I know that name from somewhere... didn't you streak through that town up in Oregon?
Yep, the one and only
-Called it
Guide, hunter, and trail scout
-Huh? did you say girl scout? I was distracted by that woman over there, She's p. creepy
Me an John Freemont...
-John Freemont and I, this is supposed to be educational, remember?
... We made a map showing how to get to Oregon--right there in that guide book your carrying!
-Hey, stop touching my stuff. D-did you just put this map in here? Leave me alone!

Dammit, we're poor...
Let's see if we can't steal some from the townsfolk




And a few others, here is the list of their wallets and skills.
Alias-cash skill

Girl inside-350 good with animals
Fancy Chap inside, by fireplace-100 doctor
Woman outside-300 Jane of all trades
Rouge inside-200 Guide, knows the land
Indian Girl-250 knows what berries are bad
Paranoid Bald Guy-400 keeps stock

Chose 2, AZ.
Who will lead your family to the safety of Eugene, Oregon, all the while running from your deranged cousin, also Eugene... You, and your wife and child are the last surviving members of your cousins Family killing spree.

Fancy chap and paranoid bald guy.

The only way I can save screenshots is to quit the game, and I can't save the game for whatever reason, so I'm working on that right now. Sorry for any delay this may cause in the future.

Paranoid bald guy and girl inside, because cheddar

I also vote for fancy chap and paranoid bald guy.

A thought occurs: What the fuck is the doctor, a fancy one at that, doing with less cheddar than an Indian woman?

He just got(lost) is medical license.

....Do we want this doctor on our trip? He might try to treat cholera with ground-up buffalo testicles.

I'd think we'd worry more about the indian girl doing that. Also, she sold off beaver hides to get her dosh.

VOTES ARE IN
Fancy chap and Paranoid Bald Guy win.

Update sometime tommorow, I have a lot of work stuff.