AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Alright, here it is. This will be a week-long contest. You will be fighting for my pleasure, and the winner's prize? A free Steam copy of Serious Sam 3: BFE.

This is an art contest, but I encourage those without artistic talent to participate anyway. After all, it's a given that DnD would win an art contest, but I'll be grading on some backwards fucked-up criteria that no one will be able to predict so once again, I implore all of you to give it your absolute best. I will give you one hint: I appreciate originality and inspiration. Details may be added or omitted at your discretion.

Every day will be a unique challenge, and every subject will carry a common theme of VIDEO GAMES.

Because otherwise this contest might be stupid and off-topic.

PLEASE REFER TO THIS POST TO LEARN HOW FUCKING RETARDED I AM.



DAY 1 ENTRIES:
Blitz Walrus
Galaxy Man
[Insert Fail]
NitroSquirril

DAY 2 ENTRIES:
NitroSquirril

DAY 3 ENTRIES:
Blitz Walrus
Galaxy Man
NitroSquirril

DAY 4 ENTRIES:
NitroSquirril

DAY 5 ENTRIES:
NitroSquirril
Blitz Walrus
Galaxy Man

Whats a Krogan

And we're off.

Shame I already have BFE

I have a feeling this isn't going to be as fun as I had imagined.

I'm racking my brains to figure something to do, but I can't for the life of me think of anything. Why not be a little less specific and more open, like, just have us do something with a Krogan?

The idea was to take what I gave you and go fucking crazy.

But no, this was a terrible stupid idea and I shouldn't have done it.

I thought it was pretty inspired, hell ofa better way to getrid of a game than just hand it to whomever, but what can we do with the given criteria? Maybe like a doodle, or like give some plastic army men play doh hunchbacks and paint them red or something, i dunno.

Yeah, do that.

I really couldn't give less of a shit about what is actually in the picture. Use MSPaint. Draw with a pencil.

As long as you can imagine tying the words Krogan and battlefield to it, and for fuck's sake I will dumb it down for the rest of the week, if I even want to continue doing this.

If you want to finish today's entry, you better hurry. Tomorrow's subject will be posted in a couple of hours.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm calling it.

The winner is fucking nobody. The loser is me. Teddy almighty.

The good news is this means that anybody who wants to jump in randomly over the next few days doesn't have a head start, since everyone is at fucking zero right now, what with there being a grand total of zero fucking contestants.

Okay. This might be easier. I want to see your favorite gun from the Halo series. Any gun, any Halo game. Draw it, sculpt it, spit on paper until a vague representation somehow congeals. I don't care.



DAY 2: Any weapon from Halo.

What's Halo?

On it.

That's pretty obnoxious, dude.

As a note to you Exeres, I would just recommend that for daily challenges, you do something simpler (like the one you just suggested). A Krogan battlefield sounds daunting to people, which makes them less inclined to participate. It's just a matter of judging your audience; simpler tasks will yield more results. If you extended the deadline, then you might be able to offer something more complicated. (I know you're not asking for works of art or anything, but people if people imagine the bar is set high they won't feel up for it.)

Blah blah blah I am rambling. I will try and compete for this one, but I don't know how the picture quality will turn out since I just have a webcam to obtain pictures. Weee'll see!

Yeah, they're going to be easier from now on. I was thinking maybe extending this across two weeks and giving people two days for each entry instead of one, but I think simpler requests will be the way to go. As I've said, picture quality means almost nil for this contest. I want to see how people view the task and what they choose to portray, rather than how they go about it.

I have bodaciously never played Halo and I'm sure some people have never played Mass Effect.

possibly make your suggestions more... well-known? shit like mario and stuff.

More well-known than Halo.

Dude.