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Dchao
 Post subject: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:08 pm 
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I need some help.

Sailor Moon is obsessed with Minecraft. Like at first it was cute, "look I made a house." Then it was like "look the floor is made of glass, yes that is lava underneath and yes I do have paintings on the wall."

She hasn't got this into a game since Critter Crunch man, critter crunch.

The fuck do I get her to stop building shit and asking me to check how to craft things while I'm busy, living.
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Eat_box
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:09 pm 
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Smack that bitch and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

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Explotaro
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:11 pm 
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Delete her save file and burn the game?

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Dragoon
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:18 pm 
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Um, Exbrotaro, Minecraft doesn't work like that.

And Dchao, it's probably just a phase, relax.

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Dchao
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:19 pm 
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I just went downstairs and she made a creeper joke.

A CREEPER JOKE!
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Dragoon
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:21 pm 
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Sssssssssssssssssssssso?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:23 pm 
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Glue her to a train, while she is distracted,Take the game and computer it is installed on, drive to Reno Nevada, make sure to bring 3 chocolate oranges, Meet a man named "Mr. Blank", Give him the oranges he will ask yo if he likes his shoes. Say yes, even if you don't. Mr blank will hand you a piece of paper with an address on it. On your way to the address stop by the grocery store and buy celery. Once you get to the address, Insert the celery into the mail slot. Do not be alarmed when a staircase appears under the door. Go through the door at the bottom. On the other side is a dragon who will not let you continue until you answer his riddles. The answers are:

Man
Dolphins
Swim trunks

In that order. Now give the dragon the computer and disc. He will ask for your receipt, and unless you brought it, You're stuck with the game, sorry man.

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KevTehNev
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:24 pm 
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Has she SSSSSSSSSSS'd in bed?

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Dchao
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:25 pm 
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I need to get her to play Bayonetta and get hooked.

At least then I get to see tits.
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Deiphobus
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:26 pm 
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have her read henry david thoreau's walden


then she'll realize the unnecessary baggage modern technology places upon a person

then she'll go to the woods and live there for a few years.
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Myk
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:28 pm 
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you could say no

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Cori
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:42 pm 
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Cool story bro.



But seriously I don't think this needed its' own thread.

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Explotaro
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 7:43 pm 
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Just tell her
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DarkSurfer
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Better idea: Buy it and play with her

Shit, Sailor Moon bought it after seeing the stuff I made and everyone else and she loves it. Its fun.

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Dchao
 Post subject: Re: This has to be a group effort guys.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:59 pm 
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It's my account she's using so it's not like I've never played. I just got over it faster then her. I'ma go and get her into world of warcraft or some shit like that. :3
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