AWKWARD ZOMBIE

(HEY THERE

The LP was officially revived on PAGE 17!

Read it and weep, O illiterate loiterers!)



Remember that ooooold game system? You know, from waaaaayy back?


Too far.







Not far enough.







Thaaaaat's right.
I'm sure everyone remembers this system.


I'm going to be Let's Playing a game from this system.

Ready?


LP: START





THE CEILING
IT IS OOZING


Oh hey, a Ditto! The best PANK booger ever!


It turned into... THIS.


Is this what they call "PANK eye"?


Egads! More!


FFFUUUUUUUUU-


DID YOU SEE THAT
RIGHT THERE
SOMETHING RAN PAST


Oh wait there it is. Just a stray dog. SHOO


...I didn't need to see that.


WHAT IS THIS SATANIC LANGUAGE


Doot doot, doot doot doot doot... Doot, doot doot! Doot doot doot dootdootdootoot doot!


WHAT ARE YOU?

So far there are three votes for 'boy', from the AZ Xat chat, which is where I'll probably be asking things like "I just caught this thing what should I name it" and such.

So here's hoping for a good Let's Play, and that this thread doesn't die, as it will be my source of entertainment (and hopefully a bit of yours) for the next few weeks of Christmas break (which starts tomorrow for me, after I do my last final).

And hopefully the wordfilters won't get on any nerves.

> inventory

waitno.

> girl

be the woman

You can't play Crystal and not be Kris.

It's just wrong.

Hot.

Those Unown seem to have no regard for Suicune's modesty, either.

I think I might be a girl.


What? You not sure, either?


Lazy bastard.


Sure! It's... Uh...


...yeah. Is that bad?


OH MY GOD FOUR MINUTES


Sheesh. If that is oversleeping, then I don't want your job. This is an odd dream.


AFGIUHSAOGLIHSALKFG GET OUT OF MY ROOM


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!


Hey! That reminds me of this one time I was talking to my friend and she was like WHOOOAAAA and I was like blah blah blah blah blah





ohmygod gimme that thing


No I mean it I want it. ;-;


GIVE TO MEEEEEEE



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WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?



Names names names.
I could go with a default name, or you guys could suggest a different one...

THUNDERCU-

No, that would be too long.

Crystal!

Krakatowa.


Also, CN, try not to comment on every little thing the game says. I'll be honest with you; I started glazing over most of it when I saw that you were.

I know, but the first few parts are short, since it introduces everything. Once I get my starter, there will be mores stuff in each post and less comments. I'm trying to avoid tiny posts.

Also there is a 7 character limit on names for the girl.

I'm very unoriginal and I always name her Crystal so I will vote you do the same.

I say Crystal.

Kristyl because its awesomer than Crystal or Kris
and its like, a combination of both names.