Accused game cheater gets stabbed in skull, survives.

Odyssey · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:03 pm

Not safe for work.

Personally, I'm amazed the foot-long knife got into the building. It's clearly not something you'd find laying around in a place like that. The end result is a testament to the human body's resilience.

BANANA · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:07 pm

China, you're fucking retarded.

Decker · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:07 pm

This should be in the News thread. It's barely related to Video Games at all.

Otherwise, yikes that's pretty scary / retarded

Odyssey · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:11 pm

Decker wrote:

This should be in the News thread. It's barely related to Video Games at all.

Otherwise, yikes that's pretty scary / retarded

It may belong in the news thread, I'll give you that. However, the story is most definitely related to video games. A game of Counter-Strike is what instigated the stabbing.

Decker · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:12 pm

But the center of the article is somebody being stabbed, not somebody cheating at counter strike.

Kalekemo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:20 pm

Quote:

I'm not sure how the law works in China regarding stabbings, but somewhere there's a Counter-Strike player just as relieved that the victim didn't die as the victim himself.

Physician Yan Shi-jun, who operated on the young man, said that the chances of surviving such a wound were one in ten thousand. Those are pretty steep odds.

I bet he cheated.

Never in my life have I ever felt so bad about losing ;-;

WouldYouKindly · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:23 pm

how that man survived ill never know
maybe he was Charlie Manhuge

Not Malum · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:34 pm

Counter strike

What are the chances. I lost.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:26 pm

What gets me the most is how they said he was "miraculously still conscious" after being stabbed.
How the fuck is that a miracle? Who wants to sit through that kind of pain? I'm sure he'd much rather have passed out.

Hell, if it was me I'd probably be thinking at the time "WHY DIDN'T IT KILL ME GAHHHH"

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:45 pm

Did he run faster with the knife?

Myk · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:55 pm

Proof that Chinese have nothing going on up in their heads

Yoshi · **Joined:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:56 am **Posts:** 953

BANANA wrote:

China, you're fucking retarded.

People get assaulted/murdered over games in other countries. Including the USA.

Game Angel · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:20 pm

Ok, so i don't know why but for some reason I looked at the article, saw the x-ray, thought "oh , well it's better than--" scrolled down, saw one-third of the picture" then "AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAUGH"

Could you perhaps just post the text of the article because I'm a complete and utter wuss?

Odds · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:23 pm

This is silly.

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:24 pm

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Accused game cheater gets stabbed in skull, survives.

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