AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Either by you, a relative, a friend, or a total stranger! People say retarded things while playing games. Some things my friends have said:

During Brawl:
"If I dodged, you wouldn't've hit me!"
"Stop killing me"
"Don't hit me when I'm recovering!"

As you could probably guess, the people that said this didn't play brawl much, and had no idea recovering people are fair game >_>. That's all I can think of right now. What about you?

"Fuck you, you Jew."

"But I'm charging you can't attack!"
Usually said whilst charging their B attack with Samus or DK.

oh and

"Even if you killed me, I woudn't die."

"Is that guy Zelda?"

"Have a seat!" - Hitting somebody with a chair in XIII.

"Have a drink!" - Hitting somebody with a bottle in XIII (or Team Fortress 2).

"Clean up your act!" - Hitting somebody with a broom in XIII.

My mate Nick:

"Look at yourself in the mirror!" - Throwing a piece of glass at somebody in XIII.


Despite that moment he's usually a very funny guy.

"I love Jigglypuff."

I really don't think I need to add any more.

People still play that game?

was playing melee with a friend not to long back and he said, "YOU CAN'T ROLL DODGE! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE AI?"

"Not at me!" My cousin while I was firing at him in some sort of versus multiplayer match in some sort of ratchet and clank game, I don't know, I can't remember it all that well.
"Not at him" My brother after I continued to shoot.

If taken out of context...

"What the hell?! How can he shoot me?!"

I cannot be held responsible for what I gibble out while playing a video game.

"OW! I've been shot!
...
why can I see my face?"

I was fighting somebody from another site in SSBB.

He taunted me because he thought I'd been KOd at which point I blasted back onto screen (I was Luigi) and started beating ten shades of blue outta him while he was still taunting.

He then thought he'd KOd me again and used his 'CHEAP SHOT' taunt (text bubble) at which point I come back on screen again and, while he's still taunting, 'Flaming Uppercut of Doom' his stupid booty off the screen.

Then he turned his Wii off.

...

Retard.

"MIND IF I... DROP IN?!" which is apparently usable in any context to describe any action, ever

Probably me losing to my brother in Melee, and I said "O NO U DIDN'T" to which he responded "OH YES I DID"
After that I beat him with... I think it might have been Pikachu. Loliduno.

And of course, lots of things like "YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HE CAN'T DO THAT. STOP DOING THIS. QUIT IT. STOP. STOP. IT'S NOT FAIR, I SHOULD BE WINNING."

And my incomprehensible yelling in terror when my friend and I were jumped in the Bottom of the Well in OoT. (he was playing for me, cuz I'm lazy and a spazz)

I also tend to taunt whoever I'm playing a whole lot. I'm a loser.

edit: I also tend to say "MIND IF I DROP IN" whenever I shoot of screen in Brawl and whoever I'm playing thinks they've won, and then I come flying back in with a Down A. (I usually play as Pikachu) Yeahhhh.