AWKWARD ZOMBIE

*This poster was killed from a barrage of item spam, may he rest in peace while playing Super Mario Kart in a better place where item spam doesn't exist*

So...


Anyone here still play Mario Kart DS?

I would if I had it.

Mario Kart 64 is really fun as well.

I do, all I have left is to make a star on every cup. 150cc is a bitch, even with ROB.

also, edit:

goddamn item spamming blue shelling hoarding argh god i hate you

Mario Kart is the gay.

now might be a bad time to mention that everytime i play online i use daisy......

If someone doesnt get the point of this topic, I'm fed up with trying to 1-star all the Wii cups on 150cc for Dry Bowser.

The CPUs constantly use global items, making me drop 80% of the items I pick up
Blue shells magically spawn above me 10 feet away from the finish line, giving enough time for a red shell or two to hit me just as i recover, then I end up somewhere behind 4th place.
CPUs have perfect aim with green shells, I can not keep track of how many times a green shell has perfectly bounced off walls, hitting me in the SIDE when im dragging an item to stop that shit.
When im about to make a tight turn, one CPU WILL use a pow block, making me go into the dirt and get stuck on a wall.
Lightning bolts always strike me above pits
And countless other lame shit preventing me from getting a simple fucking character.

The only way I play MKWii is with STRATEGIC item settings. I like balance in my games.



150cc hard CPU karts in MKDS is the easiest thing I've ever played in any Mario Kart game. I can beat it without even paying attention to WTF im doing. If I get hit by a blue shell, it doesnt matter because im leagues ahead of everyone, and theres usually NONE to ONE blue shells per race, rarely do i see a second one.

Oh man, the hardest difficulty on a game being hard, who would have thought...
The real question is, since you said you aren't leagues ahead anyway, and theres so many blue shells, why don't you play the smart way and hang back in second so the person in first gets nailed by them?

I wouldn't call 150cc in MKWii "hard", I'd call it "fucking ridiculous". I had absolutely NO trouble in any other Mario Kart game on the hardest settings. People complain about SMK's 150cc being 'impossible' due to the rubber banding, but I've got gold in all the cups).

Also, hanging back in second (I've got this response a lot to my MKWii raging, still makes me laugh) DEFEATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF A RACING GAME, not to mention you're still going to be getting hit by POWs, lightning bolts, red shells, etc.... not going to help.... just going to screw you over more because EVERY OTHER RACER is going to be trailing you now. AAAAND, due to the hidden mechanics that determine your ranking, you HAVE to be leading in 1st for most of the race to get 1 star or higher.

I also may be exaggerating slightly in my raging. If i get extremely lucky, and don't get hit by a single item until halfway through lap 2(1 in every 20 races?), I CAN get a lead to make enough room for 1 blue shell to not make a difference.... but then a second/third item after that just completely screws me over.

i did an online play of mario kart wii once...I raced against like, 3 Japanese people...they really are dirty players. I mean, i know it's a racing game, but boxing me in and driving me off a cliff? that wasn't nice...

I used to play on MKDS WiFi as Daisy, and I would pick Bowser's Koopa Clown Kart (plane... thingy...). Then, I'd drive through the course backwards and try to ram other players.


Sometimes, a random stranger who I was racing with would join me in my merry shenanigans. Those were the days...

:awesome: i can't say i ever thought of that, but messing with people while using daisy is the best. in the coin battles on MKW, i would often ram people with no coins, so as they recover they could here daisy being stupid as a sped by them.

In Mario Kart Wii, does ramming people have a greater affect? Like, in DS, you'd just kind of rub up against them then pass through them. I want to try and hit people head on while going backwards. :awesome:

The reason mario kart is so teh gayzors is to close the skill gap. It also narrows the learning curve. So, like, if you were some dude who meticulously practices each nook n' cranny, you might still get yer booty handed to you by some kid who got a lucky shell or something.

It makes it fun for everyone.

<_<
>_>

Fuck mario kart.

Better yet, take ideas from Road Rash and be able to kick/punch/mace/baseball bat other drivers next to you :U