This shit's kinda starting to spill into several other threads, so let's make this here thread to contain it all. Can't take down that daisies Tigger and want to complain about it? Have images hilariously edited to have Christopher Robin's Face? Can't even beat Piglet you scrub? POST 'EM HERE
Q. What even is this abouthttp://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.htmlWinnie the Pooh is known for having fun little adventures with his fun little friends. One might expect a flash game about pooh would
also be a fun little adventure! As this game proves, however, such assumptions are horribly, horribly wrong.
The game, at first, seems to be simple and childish. All Pooh has to do is beat his friends at a friendly game of baseball! Just hit the required number of home runs to move on to the next level. Easy, right? Right?
WRONG.Pooh's friends, it turns out, are playing for keeps. They do not know mercy. They do not know regret. They only know death and baseball. The only way Pooh can succeed is to become a monster himself, and attain batting godhood. Can you manage to defeat all seven of Christopher Robin's servants, and take down the demigod himself? Or will you lose your soul and become the Eighth mindless pitcher of Christopher Robin?
UpgradesAs you bat, you will gain "points". Pooh can use these to upgrade his abilities- at the cost of his humanity. To defeat monsters, you must become a monster. As the shop menu is in Japanese, I'll explain what stat is/does
The first stat is strength. Pump points into this to make Pooh hit those balls harder and farther.
The second stat is hitbox. This is arguably the most important- put points here to make Pooh's bat hitbox bigger, making balls easier to hit.
The third is speed. This allows Pooh to re-position himself more quickly. This is probably the least important stat- you won't need more than a few points in this, although it is best not to leave it at zero.
CharactersEeyore: Your first target. His demeanor is weak, and his pitches are slow... almost
intentionally slow. Perhaps he has resigned himself to his fate, or he knows that death is the only true release from his torment. Whatever the case will be, his death will come swiftly as soon as you get used to the controls.
Elephant-Man: Gonna be honest, I have no idea what this character's actual name is. He was introduced after I lost interest in Winnie the Pooh. The true identity of Elephantitis does not matter, however. His pitches come slightly faster than Eeyore, but his mind and body are weak. Once your timing is down, you'll be eating a fine bowl of elephant stew before you know it.
Piglet: Pooh's best friend, and newest enemy. Much to pooh's horror, Piglet has turned traitor and switched sides. But there is something different about Piglet's eyes... there is no love and friendship to be found in them. Pooh quickly realizes his old friend must be defeated if he is to move forward.
Piglet throws powerful fastballs- faster than one would expect him to be capable of throwing. Where did this inhuman strength come from? This match is the first sign that something is amiss- it will not be won so easily. Though it may take more than one try, Piglet shouldn't be too much of a challenge as long as you remember to get upgrades.
Kanga and Roo: Although still some of Christopher Robin's Lesser henchman, they are high-ranking enough to have access to some form of black magic. They will manipulate their pitches to oscillate up and down- making them somewhat more difficult to hit. Try to pay attention to the shadows. It will take several tries, but as long as you keep your guard up, getting them down won't be too much of a challenge.
Rabbit: The second most powerful black magician serving under Christopher Robin. A sly trickster, he attempts to pull a fast one on Pooh. His pitches begin incredibly slow. However, using magic gained through years of training, satanic rituals, and sacrifices, he is able to apply force to the ball AFTER it leaves his hand and the ball will soon accelerate to impossible speeds.
Taking down Rabbit merely requires some practice. The ball starts out slower than Eeyore's but becomes faster than Piglet's. Once you get a feel for how they accelerate, you should be able to eek out the 50% hit rate you need to put Rabbit back in his hole
permanently.
Owl: Known for his wisdom and tendency to drone on and on about his various relatives, Owl was one of the first to fall under Christopher Robin's spell. His is the most powerful magic out of the seven. Through manipulation of space and time, he can make his balls shift left and right in midair- making them incredibly difficult to hit effectively.
Owl will likely be Pooh's fiercest opponent yet, but he is not invincible. Try to aim for the middle of the oscillations. A highly upgraded hitbox will serve you well here. Though it will take a lot of skill and no small amount of luck, as long as you and Pooh stay determined, you'll be able to free Owl of his curse and send him off to see the late relatives he used to hold in such high regard.
Tigger: Tigger was the last to fall before Christopher Robin, and his batting skills nearly allowed him to liberate the Hundred-Acre Wood himself. However, even he did not stand a chance against the godlike might of Christopher Robin, and he lost both his mind and soul to his new emperor.
Though the newest of the seven, he is by
far the strongest. Though he has not yet had a chance to learn any black magic, he uses technology and trickery to make up for it, to great affect. Tigger has a cloaking device set on each of his balls, causing them to turn
invisible mid flight. His pitches, however, have constant velocity. By watching their speed for the brief moment you can see them, you may be able to predict where they will be and hit them accordingly.
Beware, though. Many have lost their lives to Tigger before. Do not be surprised if you too soon find your corpse heaped with the rest of his former enemies.
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN: Christopher Robin knows many names. "The Almighty Pitch King". "Bloodlord of the Hundred Acre Wood". "The One Who Slew A Thousand Batters". "He Who Does Not Know Mercy, Fear, Pain, or Death". Pooh, however, used to know him by another name- "friend".
It turned out that their friendship was a lie all along. Christopher Robin wanted only one thing- power. Even by opposing him, Pooh unknowingly
contributed to Robin's power. It turns out, by slaying his seven guardians, Pooh was playing right into his hands. Christopher Robin has absorbed all seven of the souls of Pooh's former friends, and thus gained their abilities and powers. Combined with his own incredibly powerful magic and god-like skill, Robin is not only able to mimic each of the other characters but improve their techniques.
Christopher Robin will randomly choose a pitch from one of those previously seen. He may use Rabbit's accelerating pitch, Tigger's cloaking devices, Owl's oscillations, etc. However, Christopher Robin improves upon each of them, throwing faster and more unpredictably, and even
combining them.
Only through the death of Christopher Robin will the Hundred-Acre Wood again know peace. Few have stood up to him and lived to see the morning. To defeat him will require every ounce of concentration you have. Hours of grinding, days of practice- all will be necessary to stand a chance of even hitting
one of Christopher Robin's deadly pitches.
Can you stand against these eight mighty throws? Can you liberate the Hundred Acre Wood? Will Pooh finally be able to sleep soundly, knowing his friends will no longer be forever tortured by their waking nightmare?
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