AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Excuses, excuses.
Make it happen, or your crazy scientist grandfather will never really love you.

GRANDPA'S CONSTIPATION PROBLEM IS HIS OWN BUSINESS

(EDITOR'S NOTE: this game is a fucking abomination and is really fucking boring and has a horrible english translation so please bear with me because updating the let's play may be infrequent.)

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS LET'S PLAY? BECAUSE I DID.



I COULD PROBABLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH AN ARMY OF BURNING DEMON STEEDS BUT FUCK IT LET'S TRAIN IT TO RACE N SHIT



FRESH



GONNA MAKE YOU HOT SO THE LADY HORSES JUMP ON YO DICK



THESE ARE MY FAVORITE IMAGINARY ELEMENTS



WHO LET A HORSE INTO THE BLACKSMITH FORGE



LOOK HOT SO THE JUDGES LIKE YOU MORE



I ONLY DID TWO TRAINING MINIGAMES AND GOT BORED SO LET'S ENTER YOU INTO ONE OF THESE STUPID COMPETITIONS



STRONG HORSE



WHAT



MEANWHILE BUTT HORSE STEPS UP TO CHALLENGE



MOTHER FUCK



THEN THE GAME GLITCHED AND CANCELLED THE COMPETITION SO I ONLY GOT cheddar FOR BURNING HELL PONY WINNING SECOND PLACE. YAY



NEXT EPISODE: I'M GONNA MAKE THESE HORSES SCREW

Ooooo shit man. Horse sex.
I really like this for LP for some reason.

MAKE BURNING HELL PONY SCREW BUTT HORSE

HAVE DEMON BUTT BABIES

DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR THE NEXT UPDATE because school and Halo

Your commentary makes this game look metal. If that isn't an achievement, I don't know what is.

Let me try to explain the game

Every training and creation mini game is a DDR style "push the button at a certain time" type shit and is really boring.

There is only one song in the whole game and it is on a loop. The game became more bearable when I muted it.

The races are all dependent on a RNG and it is really hard to get cheddar.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ADVANCE THE PLOT BEYOND WINNING SHIT

And that is Secret of the Magic Crystals