AWKWARD ZOMBIE

yes that fight

In Fire Emblem, when a character you like/is a beast dies near the middle/end of the chapter, especially later in the story when the chapters are long as fuck.

RAAAAGE.

I got really ticked and frustrated over F-Zero GX, it was the first ever game I played that I actually louthed completely.

it was so frustrating! it's like it was designed by Hitler!

Y'know, I'd sincerely doubt that Hitler, if he were to design a game, would make a game just to frustrate you. Heck, considering he was the leader of a fascist supernation, I'd say he'd be able to organise a development of the best daisies game ever.

Y'know, if videogames were around back then.
And he actually wanted to make a videogame.


Nonetheless, your post has been Serious'd for apparently no reason other than that I'm bored. Have a nice day.

I'm quite sure that you'd play as a young, blonde-haired, blue-eyed straight male, killing people with disabilities and Jews. The game would be educating towards some anti-minority stuff, like homophobia. Level-ups are shown by how much of a productive member of Nazi Society you are, from Optimistic Child to Vice-President. All your missions/quests are given out from Nazis, to Hitler himself, these range from 'cleaning a suburb of all of the sick' with highly questionable means or fighting in a war against the Russians and other Slavic nations.
The game operates in a sandbox like style, running around and helping the German people, to enforcing your country's rule in opposing nations.
The plot takes a dramatic twist near the end, where your Nazi boy reflects on his actions as a different person, wrecking his mind and driving him insane. Without one of Nazi Germany's greatest leaders, things in the World War start to get ugly for Axis. Eventually, the German Empire crumbles, Berlin is taken, and you are killed.

Henry Hatsworth. So much of that game.

Like this one level where you're stuck on a rock platform suspended over lava. Your objective is to defeat a tall wall-like enemy that shoots bombs from its...wall. Anyways, several enemies are above you at unreachable areas, and they constantly fire missiles down to your platform. The platform breaks instantly. Lava is generally an instant-death.

Also the boss, The Captain. Holy god fuck aaaaahhhhhh.

The optional bounty fights in Skies of Arcadia: Legends, especially the people who're impersonating you. They don't need to impersonate you to scare people! They're so powerful by the end of the game, they could probably kill the final boss with enough energy left over to destroy the planet.

Clever as that is, I'm quite sure that if Hitler made a video game, it wouldn't be about killing disabled people, gypsies and Jews, and fighting in World War II.

I mean, the guy probably had other hobbies.

An Untitled Story. That is all.

I don't think anyone would play a bad painting sim.

My Fire Emblem resets itself every time it's taken out of the Gameboy. You have no idea how freaking irritating that is. NUMEROUS TIMES we have gotten to the end, only to have my little siblings take it out while I was at school. Ugh.

the reason why I thought F-Zero GX was like it was designed but Hitler wasn't merely because it was frusrated with it.

I swear, that game hates me just as much as Hitler hates Jews.

Oh god, Far Cry 2 has seriously rustled me off. Other then being an overall terrible game, I really enjoyed being shot by every African in the world. It was great. Just to prove a point to a friend, I turned on the game to be killed bodaciously within 2 minutes of playing the game. >:[

This. It's amazing how there are so many vehicles to choose from in the game, while there's only one that you'll actually use: the assault truck, because it's the only one with a gun mounted on it for when you encounter that 526th convoy in a place that's supposed to be sparsely populated.