Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

iamthelordhitman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:09 pm

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/16/steel ... nd-kinect/

honestly i wrote off the kinect as something i would never get cause hurr durr wii and all, but this game may completely change that.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

>a silicon eating microbe destroys every computer on earth
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Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:59 pm

Syobon wrote:

>a silicon eating microbe destroys every computer on earth
>close tab

Pretty much my reaction.

All the sand in the world just isn't good enough, they have to target computers first?

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Exeres wrote:

Syobon wrote:

>a silicon eating microbe destroys every computer on earth
>close tab

Pretty much my reaction.

All the sand in the world just isn't good enough, they have to target computers first?

The beaches man. How can humanity keep fighting knowing the beaches are gone! Goodbye summer days of youth, where volleyball is played and women sunbathe. Banished to a mythical past that will never come again! Ah God, what fools these men be.

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:28 pm

Beaches, the ground under beaches, the ground under the ground under beaches.

Pretty much 28% of the Earth's crust just up and vanishes.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

I have no idea what that would do to the planet overall. Beyond my understanding, but I know it's bad.

Exeres · **Posted:** Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:40 pm

Imagine if 5 miles of the ground beneath you just fucking disappeared.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Jesus take the wheel.

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:49 am

But if you ignore the planet-sized story-annihilating plot hole, this looks like it might be a fun arcade game. $15 maybe.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor

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