AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Come Monday, shank him.

Playing Halo with my cousins:

"So, like, is there a button where we just, you know, talk it out? Like, make peaceful negotiations and stuff with the aliens?"

Right trigger.

"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow-Will you people get over here already?" Dungeons & Dragons online, waiting for a reviving.

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes, -Repeat-"
"Here target, target, target. Bye target," target, target," Sniping in Day of Defeat.

"A trap eh, well lemme just-OW! Shit!" Playing Rouge on DDO, being hit by the same trap that was being disarmed.

"This fire is comfy," Resting in a firepit, DDO.

"[About every expletive imaginable]" - while fighting Custom Robo final boss (FFFF)

"This is the BEST WEAPON--... crap." - Found a sword storm on Custom Robo and got too caught up in spamming it and the enemy got around to me and killed me. (Sword storm is a long range weapon that fires hovering blades over your target that proceed to attempt to impale them, for those that don't know)

"Oh god why crate, whyyy" - smashed by a crate in Halo 3 Forge a while back

"[Unsuccessfully stopping myself from singing Super Sonic Racing under my breath]" - Running way the hell fast in a gmod bit city map, using the console to mod my speed.

"SLAPPED!" - Knocked an enemy off the side of the map on TF2 using heavy fists.

Numerous grammatical errors.
Numerous.

IIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEER
WAIT FUCK NO DID YOU HEAR ME ZOMBIE I SAID IIII HAAAVE THE POOOOWEEER

Dead Rising 2 Torrent, killing shit with the Holy Arms.

*humming Mission Impossible tune* HO SHIT! You weren't supposed to see me!- Playing Sly 2, after sneaking around, but getting caught because I fell right on top of a guard.

>Playing Halo 2 with a friend.
>Get attacked by Hunters.
>Manage to drop one pretty easily. Second goes batshit crazy.
Friend: "Okay, you distract and I'll shoot."
Me: "Why do I have to distract?"
Friend: "How much ammo you got?"
Me: "None."
Friend: "Thought so. Get out there."
>A shot rings out and the Hunter drops. Behind him stands the last NPC that didn't get himself killed.
Friend: "Holy crap, that's never happened. Good job-"
>A rifle butt meets the NPCs face. Friend's character looks at mine.
Me: "We killed it."
Friend: ;A;

"Let me put my cock on your head!" - Friend playing Tryndamere while chasing the enemy team.

"Did my punch just turn into an explosion?" - Fallout: New Vegas after getting a ballistic power glove.

-Two seconds left till World Wide game starts-
Me: No, no! I need my special kart!
-Game causes us to have standard-
Me: I got a standard kart.
Little brother: *Unintentional Flapjack voice* Wat?

" 'MERICA!!!!! "
-Powersliding past a couple of French in a Corvette in FM3 to take the win. They didn't seem to like the fact I powerslided though the grass.

"Two buckets of lava are better than one bucket of lava! :D"

(This was a few years ago)

Playing Sly 2, just after watching The Lion King 1 1/2, I was in the first Canada level. I smack Carmelita with my cane and she said "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

What did I say?

"Quick before the hyena come!"