Prologue
For as long as anyone can remember, the land was in peace. There were mountains that stretched to the heavens, and there were calm ocean waters, whose waved lapped at the shoreline. Seemingly endless plains, as well as caves that seemed to stretch on forever. All was well...
Until
One day, a man appeared. Who he is and where he came from is unknown. But he seems to have one goal: To destroy the balance of nature that has kept your land so beautiful for so long. Day after day, the man builds large, ugly buildings, littered with sculptures of dicks. He kills the wild pig and sheep, and chops down the trees, turning the once peaceful landscape into a desolate wasteland. But not for much longer...
You are a creeper. A creeper who has just enlisted into the CUA, the Creepers United Army. Your name is Private SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
You go to begin your quest, into the CUA Cafeteria, under the ground, just like the rest of your civilization. You wait in line. You are served the standard meal, Chipotle. You eat the entirety of the meal.
Your fate is sealed.
In 24 hours, that Chipotle will destroy your digestive system, causing you to explode.
Your goal now is to find the man, aptly nicknamed "DICK" by your fellow creepers. Find him, and destroy him.
Nightfall. Time to move out.
You leave the CUA Cafeteria cave to find yourself in an open field.
You have 24 hours.
Do your race proud.
Note: I will not be writing the story. You will. Each poster continues the story from the previous post.
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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME
Ame no Akai wrote:
You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.
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