Video games that would make horrible movies

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

Have her facebattle another hot chick and it's sold.

Water · **Posted:** Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:48 pm

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

Have her facebattle another hot chick and it's sold.

Ruined Haloid for me. BADASSERY BADASSERY BADASSERY BADASSERY LESBIANMAKEOUTS DANCING DONE.

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

They should have had the lesbian facebattling before the badassery. Or during. In fact, seeing some headshots while liplocked would be double badass.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:38 am

Why does that sound like any action movie?

PirateDude202 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:09 pm

iconsting wrote:

The Willow Witch wrote:

Any Sonic the hedgehog game would make a bad movie.

sonic is ALREADY a movie.

What are you talking about? You mean that Japanese OVA? Technically, that was a 2-episode anime series that the English distributors decided to combine into one big movie.

Indignant · **Joined:** Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:22 pm **Posts:** 51

Kaempfer wrote:

Indignant wrote:

Fooflyer wrote:

Metroid

And this is where I make my objection. I could actually see a Metroid movie working...but it wouldn't be ANYTHING like the games. Here's the idea:

Opening scene: Touching family time with the Arans on their colony, a little exploration, enough to make you a little attached to the family and their very cute little girl. Then the space pirates invade. Ridley personally takes care of Samus's parents while she watches from hiding...Ridley's theme would be a recurring musical motif, along with Samus's theme, but well orchestrated, and lengthened into full, not looping songs.

Chozo find, brief childhood with the Chozo, etc.etc...flash forward to the Academy...not many people like her there...she's different in subtle ways, and better than everyone...etc.

And basically, I could see them exploring the original Adam Malkovitch...And the mission that cost him his life.

Anyway...It would have less of Samus in Varia/power suit, and more of her as a person and her life.

It CAN be done...but VERY carefully.

That would make a good movie, but you gotta simplify the pitch. Studio executives only have the attention span of goldfish. Just go into the office and declare "hot space bountyhunter chick with a gun!"

That's the pitch I give to people who actually know what's going on. To movie execs...I can speak their language. And their language is very universal...cash. I can speak cash really well. (bodaciously, as in, I'm good with economics. I'm not rich)

Kaempfer · **Posted:** Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:00 am

Water wrote:

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

Have her facebattle another hot chick and it's sold.

Ruined Haloid for me. BADASSERY BADASSERY BADASSERY BADASSERY LESBIANMAKEOUTS DANCING DONE.

It doesn't have to make it to the final cut, it just has to be in the pitch.

Edward Houshi · **Joined:** Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:09 am **Posts:** 3

Resident Evil.
Oh, wait.
GODDAMNITT!

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:15 pm

Edward Houshi wrote:

Resident Evil.
Oh, wait.
GODDAMNITT!

I think I saw that at my local cinema branch, I didn't know what it was and just outright rejected it because it was horror.

IT WOULDA DUN SCARED ME GOOD

necrolichmon · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:35 pm **Posts:** 106

now most of these may be good and they may not but some may just be made for shows. Like Legend of dragoon. that would bake a good show. metriod will make a good show. Super smash brothers i cant tell how they would do that. the think i mostly want to see kingdom hearts. they already did one as a movie and i think it was a bad idea. the movie is prince of persia. i dont think that was a good idea.

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:10 pm

WHAT ARE YOU DOING I THOUGHT THIS WAS DEAD

EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

necrolichmon · **Joined:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:35 pm **Posts:** 106

im keeping it alive. nothing dies without a reason. and this belongs with the living.

drwow · **Joined:** Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:53 pm **Posts:** 4

Rock Band.

I don't think they would do a very good job with a RL movie version of mega man, I mean how could anybody take something like this seriously?

(maybe mega man x)

Ironfist · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:29 am

I can see his balls

Also bubble bobble would make a horrible movie... But then again

Fooflyer · **Posted:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:55 am

drwow wrote:

Rock Band.

I don't think they would do a very good job with a RL movie version of mega man, I mean how could anybody take something like this seriously?

(maybe mega man x)

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