AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know, I was going along with the joke. Also, I think not using honorifics is done between really close people, if you know hat I mean.

Mina is pretty hot. Is she one of the Bachlorettes?

No. No one knows why she's not other than just to piss people off. I was so annoyed when I noticed the lack of a heart on her sprite.

Oh, and Kagetsu appears starting in the 2nd year, so we're not going to see her for quite some time.

Edit: Personally, I prefer Hot Maid, Kagetsu, and Mayor's Daughter. In that order, though Kagetsu is variable because I don't know much about her.

What a shame. In that case, go with the Mayor's daughter. She's sure to bring in a large inheritance.

Go with Hot Maid.
Who knows, you might accidentally marry a prostitute if you go with the Mayor's daughter.

So that's one for Brownie, one for Hot Maid, and one for Mayor's Daughter. In the meantime, I'm having a hard time figuring out what Mayor's Daughter likes, but I've found that Enju and Brownie both like chocolates (well, Enju MIGHT like chocolates). I'll actually show you where those can be bought in this update. Aren't you so excited?

By the way, I took some time (about 2 hours) looking up what it says on the cave. It says (as near as I can tell):

Waterfall's backyard what?
(something)
What's contrary not hard

So that was helpful!

Well, after all the time it took me to get into Brownie's house, I don't have much time left this week before the bazaar. I decide to use it investigating the cave.


Curse you, cave! I shall find a way in someday!

Oh, I forgot to mention what I used to do before I came to Zephyr Town. Mostly, I fixed up old castles. I went to this one with skeletons and bats and some other crazy stuff to try and get hired, but I couldn't find the guy who it belonged to. I did find these nifty boots, though...


Which is why I can double jump.

Wait... was that an urchin in the water? Holy crap!


Crap.

Wait, why is everyone here?


Huh. It looks like some sort of town meeting.

Ingo's name doesn't come up. Thank goodness the Oh So Mexican Blue Guy didn't see what happened to that cow...

While I'm in town, I buy some spraypaint. That sign at my farm has looked so empty lately. If I'm going to be here a while, I might as well paint that sign.


IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL! I should be an artist!

Oh holy crap! It's time for me to sell my cra- I mean WONDERFUL THINGS!


At least this time I have something other than turnips and flowers.

These taters might draw some Irishmen to my stall. Maybe I can try and talk to THEM about being stuck here!


Son of a-

While I'm here, I might as well find out what people are selling.


This is Oh So Mexican Blue Guy's stall. He sells chickens and sheep and sometimes he sells cows, too! I bought another chicken. I have no idea how this keeps happening.


This is... someone's stall? I guess she gift-wraps stuff? I guess that makes her Gift Wrap Girl.


This is Oh So Mexican Red Guy's stall. For some reason, he won't sell me potato seeds unless I buy them here. The other bag has green stuff on it. I'm going to go ahead and hold off on buying that for as long as I can.


This is Miner's Stall, and also now you know why I call him miner. Or perhaps I should call him moneybags.


This guy... I guess he doesn't own a windmill or he probably wouldn't be here. Maybe Some Blue Guy is a carpenter?


This is the cafe stall, run by Cafe Girl and Cafe Lady. It took me three hours to get past the massive amount of people waiting to see Cafe Girl, and two hours to get Cafe Lady to give me the sandwich. She also gave me the recipe, though. With pictures!


Apparently, being the mayor pays very little. Probably because he declared himself Emperor of These Zephyr Towne rather than actually being elected.

I'd really like to know where he gets all this chocolate from, though.


Crap. I didn't manage to sell some of those yellow flowers. So now I have leftover flowers.

I'm starting to like this town, actually. I think I may stick around for a few weeks.

At least until I figure out how to get into that accursed cave!

Oh... uh... hey there! Remember when I used to do a Let's Play? ...OK, well, I used to do Let's Play. It's pretty nifty, and the reason I stopped was because I made a goal for myself: To have the most awesome Eeveelution team in existance.

I didn't meet my goal, but they're pretty nifty.

And now I can go back to doing a Let's Play and playing Wind Bazaar. I've got five weeks done total, this is Week 3. It's going to be a fairly short one, only 19 pictures, because... there really wasn't much to be done this week. Next week's going to be a bit longer, though.

After two weeks, I've hit my stride as a rancher. Sure, Ingo does most of the work (so he claims, but I'm pretty sure it's easy), but I have to do stuff like make sure my chickens love me. Apparently, chickens can control how good their eggs are, and the more they like you, the better eggs they'll produce.

Who knew?

I have once again headed into town, jumping around as I am wont to do, when I realize:



Purple Guy has a very bouncy hat. He's also quite fast, but is easily fooled by the old rock throw trick.

If there's seventy-three things I've learned here, then the fourth has to be that Sea Urchins can be found in rivers. The fifth is that they sell for absurd amounts of cash at the bazaar.

The sixth is that they can't be found in rivers.



Unless you're as awesome as I am.

As I've said before, I must make sure my chickens love me. As such, I play games with them. They love these games. Games like...



The Amazing Flying Chicken and



Catch the Chicken!

I also spend some time inspecting my farm.



And getting caught in the chicken pen. It took me about 3 hours to get out, but now I know that my chickens would probably like it. If I ever let them outside.



I spend the rest of the night looking out at my former home. I don't think I could ever go back. I've seen too much. I've changed. I'm not the same-

Is that a bronze coin?

What was I saying? Oh, right. I love a rainy night.



Oh, and there's another game I play with my chickens, but...

I don't want to talk about it.



That... is a very large chestnut.



My plants are coming in nicely at this point. they are taters to the North and turnips to the South. But not that South. This South is better. But not much better.

They're turnips, after all.



As I haven't used the bathroom since the 3rd day I was here, I figure it's probably a good idea to head in there and take care of some things. This might take a while.



After that's done, I head in to town and I realize something:

These women are always in the kitchen. She's got some really pretty feet, though. She doesn't seem to appreciate me being in her kitchen. It may be because I haven't bathed since my 2nd day here.



There! One bath after two and a half weeks of nothing should make all the women love me!



But first... This forest needs to go so I can plant some more crops. I hope there aren't any eternal children in there with faeries and one of them will be fated to save the world from a darkness the likes of which we've never seen.

But I figure the odds of that are pretty low.



Well, Saturday seems to come sooner every week, and I am early as always.

Being early is pretty boring.



But it gives me time to set up and show off my wares. I actually look like a farmer now, rather than a florist!

Good thing, too. Juris was starting to look at me in ways I'm not entirely comfortable with.



And now I'm a ten-thousandaire! Awesome! I'm sure to be the talk of the tea party tomorrow! Not only that, but I'm pretty darn rich! I could probably buy anything I want! I can't stop using exclamation marks!

There's just one problem with my fortune, though.



I cannot stop buying chickens!