AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I just keep missing

goddomot dis timing

Just keep in mind that you actually never have to move, only shoot portals.

IT IS ALL ABOUT AIM AND TIMING.

It keeps making me move because I constantly hit the edge

I've tried making it so that doesn't happen but ffffff

Huh? Really?

If you are going straight up and down, that shouldn't happen.

Are you hitting the arrow keys at all? Make sure you aren't.

I never really liked this part either, although my problem was shooting the wrong kind of portal and ending up with a face full of floor.

ohlol

I'm not touching anything except the mouse

maybe if I try now, it'll be different

MAN YOU GUYS NEED TO GET BETTER AT PORTAL

Bunyip WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT VIDEO GAMESBadgirl

BECAUSE I JUST STINK AT EVERYTHING

BADGIRL I WILL HAVE MY REVENNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEE

Ugh, even though I beat the game I missed the Partygoer achievement because my internet went out for a while as I was playing and I did not realiiiiiiiiize.

She just will not die.

Whoops Yanimae I just remembered inertia existed.

Okay I understand why you may be flying out off course now. Just try to jump into that first portal as straight as possible. That should help prevent any accidental landing in not-portal.

Although I guess my advice must be getting pretty obvious at this point.

vedabinaegirofsedrwa

aaaaaahaahahah I forgot I can jump in the game

wow see I'm a fantastic gamer

Actually just walking off into the portal might be better if it helps you prevent any possible forward inertia so you stay in the portals more easily.



But if it makes you feel any better I did not know I could crouch until like the very end of the game, and I almost thought I was stuck forever because of it.

We're the best portal players in history

Best ever high five

o/

\o

Thank god they never make you do any crouch-jumps in Portal like they do all the time in Half-Life or I would have been really stuck forever.