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 Post subject: Dwarf Fortress: Tales of Valor
PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:24 am 
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Never before have I seen a game with as few restrictions on what is possible within the game world. I want to hear your stories, people. To get us started, a guy on the wiki established his colony of dwarves next to the largest elf city he could find. Then, he built a giant wall around the entire city, and a roof on top of that, effectively creating a giant cube. After that was finished, he removed some of the roof tiles to attach pipes, and pumped all of the water on the map into the cube, effectively drowning the entire city.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:28 am 
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I really really suck at Dwarf Fortress, but reading the tales of facetious and clever players is particularly epic. For example, Boatmurdered made me weep in joy.

And this music, oh God.

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I would like to play this but I don't want to learn. Hurf derp.

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Merlin wrote:
I would like to play this but I don't want to learn.

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Myk wrote:
Merlin wrote:
I would like to play this but I don't want to learn.

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All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

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