AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So it is my childhood again, but with acid instead of pixie stixs?

It's actually kind of entertaining watching Missingno's fight.

So essentially it's exactly like my childhood.

HEY KIDS, NEVER TAKE STUN SPORE.


WOW GUYS! A WILD APPEARED!


I don't remember having any Koga type Pokemon.
Nor do I remember fighting the Pokemon Leauge.


This has to be the most ironic fight ever.


# 4 #8# #
The Pokemon that freezes and SCREWS your game.


(These were screenshots from a glitch run. I watched the Old Man's demonstration and Wild Appeared. Then my name was permanently changed to Old Man and # 4 #8# # appeared.)
God I love Missingno.

best let's play ever

Actually, the Pokemon Red episode was a filler because I have been as busy as EVER. Another reason is because I've been reading too much TRSRockin and I wanted to try a glitch experiment. I've also been training.


LEAFEATER IS BACK FOR GOOD, OR AT LEAST FOR THIS GYM.


Also, more bonus pictures from the acid trip through PR.


MEW VS. MEWTWO, THE LEVEL 241 MEWTWO AT THAT.


...GHOST MISSINGNO!


With the best stats EVER.


SKELETON KABUTOPS!
No wait, just Missingno.


Oh yeah, did I mention I renamed myself so I would get 'M, Ghost Missingno, Kabutops Missingno, and Mewtwo at level 241?


This...
Is the best idea ever!

worst Update ever.

Wow, it took me a LONG time to find this buried.

Right, so I *finally* felt guilty and updated. I haven't because I recently got Star Wars: The Best of PC. I don't even game came out, and hateworkboy is LPing "The Suffering", so I may never be able to update on a regular basis...erm...ever.

Right, because I've been slack- I mean, being overwhelmed, I made this episode more than the usual length. Enjoy.


Right, time to begin the normal "pummel and suck their face off" routine.


Good thing I've been training on these guys!
Overall: One absorb, I win.


Wait, what?


OH GOD SHE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME.
Well, this is going to hurt.


Eech, I need an INSTANT POKECENTER.


Once again, FACE EATING TIME.


Let's hope it's not nuclear energy.


This calls for CELEBRATION!


I notice the light's gotten bigger. Huh, wonder when I'll meet the...


...gym leader...


Long story short: I panicked, ran away, got lost, ran into this guy.


He was complaining about the amount of face sucking.


Well, that was that.


I notice the type disadvantage, but this guy is weak, SmallBite can take him.


DAMMIT SMALLBITE, YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT.


Just let the moth win.


CELEBRATION!


As if this were not obvious.


What are you, a parasite?


Garlic-head!


If Useless can't take this guy on, his name comes true.


Right, healing time.


...Well maybe if there was a daisies POKEMART ON THIS ISLAND...


And of course, the turn I switch it out is the turn where I could have ATTACKED.


daisies YOU DETECT WHY MUST YOU BE EXACTLY LIKE PROTECT ASDF.


This has been brought to you by Protect.
"The most useless move on the planet."


D-D-DOUBLE TEAMED!


Right, you just kick him in the back, then float there with your levitation powers or whatever.


SO ORIGINAL!


BURN IN HELL, GARLIC-MAN!


One down.


Two down.


Thanks ZigDog! Now I can go catch a Pidgey!


Right, time to do this...


...right after this...


Well, you ARE standing on the pedestal.


Well, I'm made of skin, organs, eyes...
Oh, not bodaciously?


Whoa! Your hair turned blue!


Whoa, the little bugger got stronger.


This could not be any more poorly planned.


...Son of a bitch...


YOU. BUT. I.
SHIT!


That's right, you are now in HELL. Enjoy your stay.


GARLIC MAN!


Crap!


Conclusion: I waste 10 turns doing this because Brawly somehow has super potions.
He must illegally transport them, considering the game doesn't have mail, and this town doesn't have a pokemart.


Go, SmallBite! This is the moment you've been waiting for! Go deep down inside you, and...


I didn't even finish my speech!


Currently: REALLY liking my odds.


REALLLLLY liking my odds.


Especially because his moves aren't very effective.


See how his health went up?
That was a friggin' oran berry.


Well, it was a nice run...


WHOA WAIT WHAT.


BADGE OF ALL DESTINY!


Conclusion:
He gives me a TM, tells me the HM Flash can now be used, and now traded Pokemon up to Level 30 obey me.

And I actually saved this time!


EDIT: I want to get this done already so I can LP SMRPG.