My urologist touched my penis many times, Merlin

CoolGuyDudeMan · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 am **Posts:** 40

But thanks for showing that you care

Merlin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:28 am

What's wrong with your penis that you need a urologist?

CoolGuyDudeMan · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 am **Posts:** 40

Urethral Strictures

Merlin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:29 am

It's because you're upset all the time. You need to relax.
And stop pinching your penis when you're watching TV.

CoolGuyDudeMan · **Joined:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 2:53 am **Posts:** 40

My cat touched my penis once, I was masturbating and she was curious what that huge thing was, so she smacked it.

Merlin · **Posted:** Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:31 am

Don't lie, you forced her into it.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE